gen z avengers + others

chapter 6

binch jr: I AM STARTLED AND A N X I O U S

arrow monkey: whomst the fuck startled precious bi boy

binch jr: mY TOMODACHI HAS A B A B Y

arrow monkey: who's the mom

binch jr: me bitch

arrow monkey: oops my bad

arrow monkey: who's the dad

binch jr: wade wilson three heart eye emojis

arrow monkey: whomst

binch jr: deadpool

arrow monkey: oh

arrow monkey: wait are you dating??? what

binch jr: no??? ew he's an adult

binch jr: i mean yeah he's cute and great but,,, i'm a minor

binch jr: sometimes i wish i could be an adult

road work: lmao when i first met wade he kept on calling peter "baby boy" and peter kept on calling him "dumbass bitch i occasionally love" and i was just going "so,,, gay or no"

binch jr: nah we just pretend to be a couple sometimes to throw people off their rhythm

scared emo: YOU WANT IT, GO GET IT

youth pastor impersonator: YOU WANT IT, GO GET IT

scared emo: SCOTT YOU'RE MY NEW BOYFRIEND

youth pastor impersonator: HELL YEAH LOVE

funky barnes: why are there so many joke relationships here

captain assmerica: ours is the only real one babe <3

binch sr: this is slander

wanda: slander

scared emo: @tony slan·der
/ˈslandər/
noun LAW
the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation.
"he is suing the TV network for slander"
verb
make false and damaging statements about (someone).
"they were accused of slandering the head of state"

binch sr:

binch sr: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

real life she-ra: I'M CRYING WHAT

binch jr: i taught him that :))

bitchpool: we taught him that :))

binch jr: babe!!! :33

bitchpool: less than three x9 <3

binch sr: HOW THE FUCK DID HE GET IN HERE THIS BITCH SNATCHED MY WEAVE

bitchpool: !!! we taught you that too!!!

chapter 7 "stinky bastard man"

binch jr: shuri, holding t'challa like a cat: stinky

road work: m'baku, a vegetarian: no!!!

funky barnes: loki, an asshole, not even looking up from his phone: stinky bastard man

scared emo: m'baku, still a vegetarian: no!!!

binch sr: What the fuck is happening

binch jr: memes

scared emo: who wants to go clubbing

binch jr: i'm a minor :((

scared emo: i'm a wizard :))

binch jr: marry me

youth pastor impersonator: don't take my bf spiderling >:(

binch jr: @scott we can be poly

binch jr: bug bros for life, til death do us part

scared emo: i'm not a bug tho

binch jr: well then you're just gonna have to be prepared to die

scared emo: What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo

binch jr: Why Won't Death Take Me

captain assmerica: bitch me too

real she-ra: it pisses me off so much that he spelled al-qaeda wrong

binch jr: I'M NOT ALONE THANK GOD

scared emo: i thought i was going insane tbh

road work: i just want nothing in the world bit to fix it,,,

binch sr: When I first saw it I wanted Death

scared emo: thicc mood

arrow monkey: @all skinny legends rt this

binch jr: rt

scared emo: rt

road work: rt

funky barnes: rt

youth pastor impersonator: rt

bitchpool: rt

binch sr: HOW ARE YOU STILL HERE

binch jr: he's a skinny legend

bitchpool: thanks boo less than three

binch jr: <3