scared emo: thor took away all the peanuts >:((
binch jr: unacceptable
binch jr: mr stark is trying to take a wine bottle into his room for his afternoon nap
binch sr: I DESERVE THIS
binch jr: PUT THAT WINE BACK WHERE IT CAME FROM OR SO HELP ME
binch sr: WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO BITCH-ASS
binch jr: I'LL TELL PEPPER
binch sr:
binch sr: You win this time
captain assmerica: what the hell did i just walk into
road work: CAPTAIN ASSMERICA I'M CRYING
funky barnes: i named him :))
scared emo: i'm crying thor won't gove me my pHuCKING PEANUTS
scared emo: THIS IS SLANDER
binch sr: slan·der
/ˈslandər/
noun LAW
the action or crime of making a false spoken statement damaging to a person's reputation.
"he is suing the TV network for slander"
verb
make false and damaging statements about (someone).
"they were accused of slandering the head of state"
scared emo: sorry i can't hear you over the SLANDER
binch jr: are we all ignoring the funky barnes
funky barnes: yes
youth pastor impersonator: @loki do you want me to bring you some peanuts
scared emo: at least SOMEONE cares
scared emo: @scott you're my new best friend
youth pastor impersonator: <3
scared emo: <3
binch jr: what if instead of <3 we all just said less than three
binch jr: and for <\3 it's less than divided by three
road work: @peter less than divided by three
binch jr: bitch
clint: can a man not watch james charles in peace
Natasha: he was doing my makeup >:(((
binch sr: Since when does Clint know how to do makeup
clint: since always?? i used to work @ sephora
clint: if only they could see me now
scared emo: I NEED MY PHUCKING PEANUTS
chapter 5 "who spilled the m&ms"
funky barnes: WHO SPILLED MY M&MS
funky barnes: I WILL MURDER YOU
binch jr: HELP I'M CRYING I JUST
binch jr: FUNKY BARNES
funky barnes: THIS IS NO LAUGHING MATTER SPIDER BITCH
binch jr: yes sir mr sergeant barnes white wolf winter soldier bucky sir
captain assmerica: @bucky clint ate all your m&ms
funky barnes: THAT'S THE BITCH
clint: I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NATASHA MADE ME DO IT
funky barnes: AND I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT NATASHA TERRIFIES ME AND THAT IF SHE TOLD YOU TO DO IT THEN THAT'S A YOU PROBLEM
captain assmerica: babe do you want more m&ms
funky barnes: what i really want is death but can you go get some from publix
funky barnes: the ones in the little tubes
captain assmerica: yep i know
captain assmerica: less than three <3
funky barnes: less than three <3
binch jr: "what i really want is death" big mood
scared emo: rt
road work:rt
youth pastor impersonator: rt
clint: BUCKY ATTACKED ME AND MADE ME DROP MY FUVKUNG HUGHLIGHTER
binch jr: WHICH ONE
clint: MY ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS HIGHLIGHTER THAT COST ME 28 WHOLE DOLLARS
binch jr: NOT JENIQUA
scared emo: did you,, did you name your highlighter jeniqua
clint: shut your quiznak
binch jr: MR STARK WE NEED TO GET CLINT A NEW ANASTASIA BEVERLY HILLS AMERZY HIGHLIGHTER STAT
binch sr: She's on her way
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gen z avengers + others
Humoranother generic marvel group chat fic, except it has no storyline and only specific characters ✨ we have peter parker, a gen z kid trying his best we have shuri, a princess who is too cool for school we have loki, the god of mischief who is complete...
