some kinda clawver cat puns

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Chat: fine china (2)

[12:08]

mingsalt: ge do u wanna get lunch with the squad? josh hyungs buying cuz he feelin very nice

mingsalt: u havent been hanging out w us for the last few days

mingsalt: ngl we miss u

mingsalt: actually whr r u? chan said u didnt come home last night

junhuwui: its ok haohao im at the library

junhuwui: i have to study for a test so i cant go... sorry

mingsalt: are u sure thats the only reason? u know u can always come to me for stuff

juhuwui: yes minghao. now i have to study

mingsalt: junhui ge

junhuwui: im turning my phone off

mingsalt: :v





Chat: tol and toller (2)

[12:12]

gyupermodel: hey wonu hyung!

gyupermodel: wanna eat lunch with the dormies? joshua hyung's treat!

wonowo: no thanks, I'm painting.

gyupermodel: aw come on we know youve been suspended for beating bohyuk up in front his class but pls come w us?

gyupermodel: btw that was some worldstar shit hyung!! your power 😍💪💯

wonowo: thanks for the flattery, but I said no.

gyupermodel: smh

gyupermodel: are you scared he'll be there? cuz he wont

gyupermodel: hes "studying" as what he told hao

wonowo: what makes you think it's about him? I'm just doing my school work, Mingyu. Now stop bothering me.

wonowo has blocked you.


gyupermodel: augh you gays are so damn stubborn;; [message not sent!]





mingsalt has added 10 people into the groupchat.

mingsalt named the groupchat A CAT-ASTROPHE.

jihoot: a god another one

screeee: nice pun baby angel 😘

gyupermodel: he said thanks

mingsalt: no i fucking didnt beanpole

gyupermodel: sure thinny

screeee: i take that as a thx

hanniera: what's this for, minghao?

catguy: not gonna lie i love this gc name

catguy: if youre pertaining to wonjun

catguy: its purrfect

seungbitch: joshua pls go back to your corner and keel over thank you

catguy: but its a clawver pun!

soonshine: yeah cheol hyung dont be so hiss-terical over this 😂

sunshineseok: youre not gonna harbor anyone's feelings with that cat-titude !!

seungbitch: im feeling like killing myself

soonshine: you mean.... feline like killing yourself?

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