dorm 17 ↝ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵉⁿ ᵎ [ on hold ! ]

Jeonghan's Birthday Bash pt.1

Groupchat: Dorm 17 (13)

[07:03]

hanniera: good morning everyone! today is a special day (:

hanniera: i wonder why (:

jihoot: it's garbage day ik

jihoot: so when are we throwing cheol out

hanniera: it's not garbage day, you turnip.

jihoot: then what?

hanniera: that's for you to figure out

jihoot: k bitch

hanniera: i'm going to ignore that because i want to be in a good mood today (:

jihoot: k bitch

hanniera: ( :

Groupchat: WONWOO KHALIFA (12)

[15:21]

mingsalt: WHO THE FUCK BROUGHT THIS BITCHASS DOG IN THE DORM

walmart: surprisingly it aint me

sunshineseok: it wasnt me either hao

catguy: *sweats profusely* not me either

mingsalt: ew asterisks gtfo

catguy: shut up tortilla what did the asterisks do to you

mingsalt: ive had war flashbacks w the weird ass roleplay shit

sunshineseok: can i see the doggo ??

mingsalt: sure drop by but yALL ANSWER ME WHO BROUGHT IT IN ROOM 704

mingsalt: ik it isnt mingyu cuz he'll tell me

mingsalt: its just that ..... why here ¿

jihoot: i mean, joshua did ~sweats profusely~

catguy: D:

mingsalt: is it you hyung

catguy: *sweats more* yes

mingsalt: pls take it away before wonwoo comes home. he's legit scared of dogs

catguy: but he's living with mingyu???

mingsalt: not my point

catguy: okok thats my present for hannie, pls dont throw it outta the window

sunshineseok: why would we do that hyung ??!!

mingsalt: is everything ready for tonight?

catguy: lmao you tell me

mingsalt:

gyupermodel: junnie hyung, kwannie💕 and wonu hyung are currently in 703 cooking tho

jihoot: ,, is that 💕 necessary

gyupermodel: y e s

catguy: why arent you there then?

gyupermodel: i have a class but i started the cake base so i think its ok

gyupermodel: junnie hyung can handle it

jihoot: you sure abt that? cuz i just heard seungkwan scream

gyupermodel: FUCK THIS CLASS IM ZOOMING

mingsalt: i hope jeonghan hyung doesnt mind a disaster bday

catguy: oh minghao... he would

Groupchat: STFU (3)

[15:35]

lilboo: yknow hyung staring at him wont make the situation better

wonowo: Seungkwan, I accidentally squeezed purple frosting on him. Do you honestly think this will be anything better?

mingsalt: u what now

lilboo is typing...

wonowo: oh my god.

lilboo: ok so! these two and i were like making food for hannie hyung rite? and gyu💖 left us with decorating the cake and we were like, "oh thats easy lol" so jun hyung readied the ingredients for frosting and white chocolate,, ofc wonu hyung, being the malfunctioning art student that he is, wants to impress jun hyung with his decorating skills so he volunteered to do it! and jun hyung were all like "o-oh okay wonwoo 👉👈" with all the stuttering and shit so yeah they get to work. so while wonu hyung was spreading the cream, jun hyung bent down in front of him so he can take out the chicken outta the stove so he got like,, A FULL VIEW of jun hyung's ass!! and we all know hes been fantasizing abt that ass for a while now and wonu was frozen in place!! so when jun hyung turns to him with that ✨super cute grin✨wonu hyung accidentally squeezed the frosting too much that it landed on jun hyung's shirt and the chicken HAHAHHAHAHAHA

mingsalt: did u expect me to read that

lilboo: im a great storyteller

wonowo: basically I did an oopsie.

mingsalt: uhuh

wonowo: and Seungkwan, I am DEFINITELY NOT "fantasizing abt that ass for a while now".

lilboo: liars go to hell

wonowo: ...

wonowo: anyway, now Jun’s decorating the cake by himself.

mingsalt: then whats ur purpose there?

lilboo: stare at jun hyung

wonowo: not touch anything because I don't wanna embarrass myself again.

wonowo: I don't see you helping, Seungkwan.

lilboo: i literally made the kimchi fried rice fite me hyung

mingsalt:

mingsalt: im going over there to help

mingsalt: yall touch anything else and ill decapitate your heads

lilboo: but wh

mingsalt: BOTH your heads

wonowo: do it hoe

mingsalt: gladly whorr