dorm 17 ↝ˢᵉᵛᵉⁿᵗᵉᵉⁿ ᵎ [ on hold ! ]

mating the cats

let's just pretend soonyoung changed his username back oki? wattpad messes up the emoji and i am Tired

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Chat: hanniera and wonowo

[15:26]

hanniera: wonwoo.

wonowo: what, I'm about to go online.

hanniera: hoshi just called me, he said jun is injured

hanniera: can you come and help? he thinks jun fractured something

wonowo: WHAT WHERE IS HE AT?

hanniera: their usual practice room please hurry!

wonowo: OKAY I'M ON MY WAY

Groupchat: A CAT-ASTROPHE! (11)

hanniera: [sends a screenshot]

mingsalt: lit thanks

hanniera: you're welcome (:

seungbitch: isnt he weirded out that ur too chill abt this

hanniera: idk.

jihoot: another proof that wonwoo is so fucking whipped that he didnt see that this excuse is full of shit

soonshine: but it worked!!!

dancegod: lets go tell jun hyung we're gonna buy food

soonshine: yeah hes gonna stay anyway lol

mingsalt: hes gonna ask us to get jellies
dancegod: thats fine

lilboo: so like,, how do we watch from the videocam?

soonshine: oh we dont!!!

hanniera: what?

jihoot: then whats it for

soonshine: its just there to record their convo when we outta there so up until then we have 0 idea whats gonna happen

mingsalt: now that we think abt it, how do we spy on them while theyre talking??

walmart: ,,,,

gucchwe: i have an idea

jihoot: oh god not again

mingsalt: yes hansol?

seungbitch: this better be good

gucchwe: dont u guys have this smol stockroom inside the practice room? smone can camp and just listen in

jihoot: who would volunteer to camp in that tight ass space??? i sure wouldnt

lilboo: but like thats a good idea tho

dancegod: vernon hyung has dimensional brain istg

mingsalt: whos a fast typer here?

catguy: i mean i think i did a pretty neat job w chan and cheol

seungbitch: and youd want wonwoo mayweather after you? think again shua

catguy: nvm i dont wanna die

hanniera: i don't want shuji to be subjected under wonwoo's wrath, pick someone else.

mingsalt: mf fine ill do it

gucchwe: but i dont want u hurt baby angel 😔

mingsalt: its ok sol, its just that jun's like a brother to me and i know i would win against wonwoo in a fist fight