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When You Are With BTS

Jungkook

You: Hi there, Kookie!

Jungkook: Hi the-re-re*suttering*

You: Hey are you okay? *worried*

*Kookie ran away from there while
  screaming*

Jungkook: Ahhhhhhhhh!!!

You: ................. ok......?

Taehyung

You: Hi, nice to meet you. My name is
         Y/n.

Taehyung: Hi nice meet you too. I'm
                     Kim Taehyung. You can
                     call me V!

You: Hi th-

Taehyung: Do you have elephant in 
                     your body?

You: What?!

Your mind:is he an alien?! Which
                    planet is he from?!

Jimin

*you are in a store while choosing
  your favorite jams*

*you find your favorite jams*

Jimin: Hey there gurlll!

You: uhh?

Jimin: Can I take your jams?

You: You can take it fro-

Jimin: I will take that as a yes and
             thanks!

You: What the..........

*Jimin saw RM in the store*

Jimin: Hyung, I have jams!

RM: You still got no jams.

Jimin: But-

RM: No buts.

*Jimin found you*

Jimin : I'm sorry to take your jams.

You: It's ok jamless boi.

Jimin: *sobs* Why this world is so
            cruel?!

Jhope

Jhope: Happy birthday Y/n!!

You: Thanks, Hobi!

Jhope: Here's your gift!

*Hobi bought a giant box with
   wrapped with colourful paper*

You: Geez! It's huge!

Jhope: Open it! Open it!

You: Ok ok!

*you unwrapped it and you were
  jungshook*

You: what wh-wh-at is dat!?!?

Jhope: It's GIANT UNICORN!!

*literally faceplamed on the wall*

You: Thanks Hobi......

Jhope: Welcome!!!

Suga

You: Yoongi can you hel-

Suga: Help what?

You: Help me to open the packet of
         sugar,please?

Suga: uhhh......

You: Yoongi?

Suga: You want to open me?

You: What?! No no no that's not what
          I mean!

*you saw suga already sleep*

You: Stupid idiot shit

Suga: Did you say something?

You: I didn't say anything!

*you ran away from him*

Jin

*you went shopping with Jin*

You: Look at that little boy he's so
         cute!

Jin: Who?

You: Him

*you point at that cute boy*

You: He's cute isn't he?

Jin: Nope

You: uhh...?

Jin: Did you forgot I'm the Mr. World    
        Wide  Handsome?

You: Nope.....

Jin: Then I'm the cute, handsome and
       sexy one, so remember ok?

You: uhhhhh

Jin: I'm waiting.

You: ok ok don't be mad!

Jin: I'm not mad.

You: phew....!

Rap Monster

Rm: Sup, Y/n!

You: Oh, RM long time no see man!

RM: Ya, long time no see.

*you and RM hug for a long time*

You: Yikes! My bones are about
         break!

*you two broke the hug*

RM: Sorry......

You: Nah, it's ok Joonnie.

*RM step towards your front door
  and the house collapse*

You: Wow........

RM: uh oh....

You: No wonder you are the
         GOD of DESTRUCTION!!!

RM: Ya *laughs nervously *

*then he ran away from you*
*you literally faceplamed *

You: Aishhhh....... boys these days.