𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

I Have To...

Seven men entered the patient's room at an unknown hospital. They surrounded around a bed. Each of them holding small gifts.

"Is the author okay? "

"How is she fucking okay when she's in the fucking hospital bed with a fucking oxygen mask on?"

"Yoongi language. "

Yoongi scoffed. He's holding a kumamon plushie in his hand.

"I hope she still have energy to write her books. "

"You mean shitty books? "

Yoongi muttered under his breath but hoseok heard it and glared at him.

"Author! Look I brought your favorite chocolates! "

"Tae, it's not healthy for a sick person. "

"But it's author's favorite... "

"Well I hope she like that I bought for her a lastest phone brand. "

Jimin said as he showed them the latest brand phone.

Namjoon cleared his throat and step forward them.

"Well I hope she love the brand laptop I bought for her. "

Namjoon said.

"I hope. Of course I'm jhope that she love more of these dork diaries. "

"Aww. Come on! That's too lame! "

Jimin and Taehyung said at the same time.

Jin laughed at them as he stood in front of them.

"You think she will like your lame things? Oh and I'm sure she gonna love Mr world wide handsome's best cooking. Since I cook the dishes and brought here. "

Jin said as he raised his chin in the air proudly.

"I only bought a bunny doll... "

Jungkook said as he looked down on his which he's holding a white bunny doll.

"Pfft- Well I'm her bias she's gonna take my gift of course! "

Everyone turned to looked at taehyung and Namjoon. The both looked at each other. Surprised that they said the exact thing.

"Like she's gonna like a alien and a man who breaks almost everything. "

Jimin said.

"Like she's gonna like a short heighted man who's a jam less. "

Jungkook said.

"Like she's gonna like a evil bunny man. "

Taehyung said.

"Yah-"

"She likes a swag and savage guy so you all are unacceptable. "

Yoongi said as he looked at them with a bored face.

"Like she's gonna like a grandpa. "

Hoseok said.

"Like she's gonna like a horse looking man and scaredy cat. "

Jin said.

"Like she's gonna like a.... "

"Hah! You can't even-"

"Beauty pig who almost eat everything including shits... "

Namjoon continued.

Before they could start fight they were cut off when they saw the author was gone.

"Where is author? "

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The author was sitting at the cafe while eating. Still in her hospital uniform people started to stare at her weirdly.

She coughed

"I'm currently in my bed almost two whole days with a very high fever and couldn't do anything not even going to toilet and shit. Since they are fighting over there I'm sure they will think I'm died and forget about my existence. And I have a fucking exams in a few days so wish a good luck but the thing is I can't even hold my pen properly. Also sorry for breaking the fourth wall. So bye. "

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"Is she died? "

"I dunno let's just built a invisible coffin. "

"Kaja let's go. "

"She haven't died yet. "

"Wut? "

"She's right there... "

Jimin said as he point his finger at the author who's busy fangirling over TXT.

".......... let's kill her. "

Yoongi said as he took out a knife from his pocket.

"WHERE DID YOU GET THAT KNIFE??!! "