𝐛𝐭𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧𝐧𝐲 𝐬𝐭𝐨𝐫𝐢𝐞𝐬

THANKS

"Uwuwuwuuwu! Kook looks so cute while he's sleeping! "

'What the... '

Kook muttered.

"First, I'm Jungkook. Second, yes I look cute. Third, I'm playing video games not sleeping. Fourth, I'M NOT A BABY I'M AN LEGAL ADULT! LAST, GO TO THE HOSPITAL AND CHECK YOUR EYES! "

"I think you should stop being with Jin hyung. "

Taehyung said.

"Then... why are you drinking milk? "

Jungkook looked down at his hands holding into a banana milk and other video game control.

"TAETAE HYUNG, THIS IS BANANA MILK NOT JUST A MILK! "

"Still it's a milk... "

Taehyung said.

"I WILL CHOKE YOU! "

"Kinky.... "

Yoongi said as he sat up on the couch.

"What's a kinky? "

Jungkook asked.

Jimin rushed to the living room once he heard that. Namjoon choked on his drink. Hoseok tripped on his toes. Jin accidentally smudged his lip balm to his cheeks. Taehyung dropped a bowl of popcorn and Yoongi being Yoongi sat there with a bored face.

"Says the one who's a legal adult. "

Yoongi said.

"I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU KOOK! LOOK WHAT YOU MADE ME DO TO MY FACE! "

Jin yelled and pointed to his cheeks which has lip balm on.

"You can just wipe-"

"Did I fucking talk to you?! You deep piece of shit! "

Namjoon closed his mouth.

"I'm gonna ask again. What is kinky? "

Jungkook asked as he looked at them while eating the popcorn which is in the floor since taehyung dropped it.

"Well you wanna know??? "

Jimin asked as he wiggled his eyebrows.

"Well you listen bunny bitch, it's a part of a se-"

BAAANGG!

"What the frick fruck fucking fuckery fuck was that??? "

Jin cuss as he turned his head at the back, staring at Namjoon who's holding a hand mixer and other hand was in the middle of the air. Jin looked down and saw broken pieces of glasses on the floor.

"What the fruck did you do? "

Jin asked.

"Hmm... My stomach was growling and was telling me to eat. I grabbed a bowl and hand mixer to mix the eggs, flour, milk, baking powder and butter to make pancakes-"

"Bitch get to you nasty ass to the point you dumb fuck! "

"-when I turned on the mixer the bowl automatically broke and all the pancakes mixer flew away-"

Jin hold Namjoon's collar who's still holding the mixer.

"BITCH ARE YOU DEAF I SAID GET TO THE POINT! "

A loud growl cut off Jin.

"-and still my stomach is growling..."

Jin stared at him blankly and released his collar.

"Clean my kitchen you bitch. "

Jin said as he flipped his invisible long hair and went upstairs.

"I will help you Namjoon. "

Hoseok said as he walked towards him.

"What is kinky? "

"OH MY FUCKING GOD SHUT THE FUCK UP JUNGCOCK! "

"Well do you what's a 6-"

"JIMIN! "

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"Author, what the fuck are you
doing? "

The author sitting on her desk with pile of books around.

"Jin shut your fucking ass up. "

Jin scoffed.

"You really gonna reject this beautiful art of my ass? "

"I think my ass is better than you, Jin hyung. "

Jimin said.

"I agree. "

Yoongi said.

"What? "

"I like my dog, Min Holly. "

Yoongi said as he sipped his coffee avoiding Jimin's gaze.

Taehyung then came and joined them.

"Author where are you? "

"I'm here... "

"Where? "

"Thousand feet under... "

"Oh... "

"I'm sorry readers I'm busy with my fucking exams and I'm getting a bit better now. And this BTS Funny Stories book I'm really out of ideas so I need some requests from you all. I even started to watch funny shows just to keep update this book-"

"SHITTY BOOKS"

Jungkook shout.

"Fuck you, kook! "

"What? "

"As I was saying, I even started to watch funny shows just keep update this book even though wasting my time for that instead of studying. Please I will really appreciate if you request something for this book-"

"SHITTY BOOKS! "

"Fuck you, Tae! "

"What? "

"-I guess thats all thank you so much for reading this book till this chapter! AND HOLLY MOLLY COW ITS ALREADY 1K READS??!! THANKS WERIDOS!Thanks once again! Bye! Also comment and vote too! "

"Why are you talking to yourself ? "

"Uh? "

"We are in Korea. And you are in other side of the globe. "

She stared at them jungshook.

"Your life is laughing at you. "

Jin said as he tried to hold his laugh.

She then stared at the window. She stood up and went near the window and opened it.

"BITCH DON'T! "

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THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR 1k READS READERS!