Taehyung: I won a lottery!
Hoseok: So?
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Taehyung: I got free pizzas for a year!
Jin: Do I look like I care?
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Taehyung: I'm going to my planet!
Jungkook: Just go back....
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Taehyung: I got a new king sized bed!
Yoongi: Just.shut.up.
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Taehyung: I got a big Ryan plushie!
Namjoon: Go. Fuc-
Jin: Namjoon!
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Taehyung: I got a puppy and lots of jams!
Jimin: ............
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Taehyung: I have a GIRLFRIEND!
Others: ............
Taehyung: You all are just jealo-
Others: SHUT THE FUCK UP!
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Short Story── 𝘽𝙏𝙎 𝙁𝙐𝙉𝙉𝙔 𝙎𝙏𝙊𝙍𝙄𝙀𝙎 𝙥𝙡𝙚𝙖𝙨𝙚 𝙙𝙤𝙣'𝙩 𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙 𝙞𝙩. 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙜 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞 𝙢𝙖𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙮 𝙨𝙝𝙞𝙩. 𝗪𝗔𝗥𝗡𝗜𝗡𝗚 it is cringy as fuck. read it at your own risk. you have been warned.
