Imagine having to complete an extreme bucket list. Of course with your best friend.
"Go to jail for a night."
"Push someone out of a plane."
"Go back to year 5 for a week."
"Karaoke in a bar that doesn't have karaoke."
"Tell a guy to f*ck you with...
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6. Fly a plane
OoO... I'm gonna fly a plane!! That's a bad idea... Let's do this! I'm fucking excited!!! I need to be professional and get a passenger... then call it an accident when I crash... Who would offer to do that for me though.... I will FORCE Bella to come with me. HEHEHEHEHE. Suck shit Bella you can do nothing to stop me!!!
"Hey, Bella,"
"I don't want any!!! I'm sleeping!!"
"Ok, but, I'm driving a plane today"
"Oh shit! I wanna die wif yoouuuu!!!"
"K, come on let's go!"
"Coming coming" I hear a plonk above me... she just fell off the bed.
"YOU SPASTIC CHILD!!" I say laughing my ass off.
When Bella had finally come downstairs she was still wearing her pj's and was obviously in the middle of a tantrum.
"Bella, what the fuck is wrong this time???" I yell
"I can't find good clothes" she answers, "wait, can I go in these? Omigosh yasss!!! These are adorable and then I can sleep on the plane!"
I sigh... This girl is psycho. But, I admit, I couldn't live without her.
I went on eBay and I found this super super cute pink sparkly plane for only $200!! It's a bargain, isn't it! I bought it and I get it in about 2 days and I CAN'T WAIT!!! I think it's gonna be the perfect little thing in the world.
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Today's the day... I got the plane!! He parked the plane into a field about half an hour away from Bella's house. I slept over last night. Now I'm like, really tired. It's probably not the safest option for me to drive, I mean fly a plane while I'm tired. Yeah.... Whatever, I won't go to gaol, will I? I'll be safe... Ssuuuuuuuuuure Alice!
Anyway, my beautiful pink sparkly baby is waiting for me! I hyped Bella waaay too much the other day. I told her that we're not going on the plane that day and she started crying! Like right there on the spot! Me being the socially awkward person I am didn't know what to do! I felt pretty bad but she got over it pretty fast. Bella's been on a few shopping sprees just in the supermarket. She used our joint bank account and now there is only 7.95 in it now. Bella spent SO MUCH MONEY on candy but... oh well, It's a need for the trip.
I pack all the essentials, this includes the candy, my life-size violin squishy, Bella's dad's machine gun... shhh, don't tell anyone. I put everything in the car and then I drove off.
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Shit... I just got there and now I remember what I forgot.
