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Violet: "I don't need friends, they disappoint me"


Louis When Minnie Confesses To Killing Sophie: "What the fuck is up Minnie?! No, what did you say?! What the fuck dude?! Step the fuck up Minnie!"


Brody: "So basically what I was thinking of was umm..."

Marlon: *Hits her with a flashlight*

Brody: "Ah fuck! I can't believe you've done this!"


Louis: *Takes a photo in the cinema with the flash*

Violet: "Turn off the flash you fucking moron!"

*Star Wars theme intensifies* 


Lilly: "Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people TAHHHHHH"


Louis: *Blowing vape smoke onto a desk carefully*

Marlon: *Blows the smoke*

Louis: "...Marlon!"


Violet: *Puts a plastic snake on Louis' shoulder*

Louis: *High pitch scream*

Louis: *Deep voice* Yo, what the fuck

Violet: *Snorts*


Aasim: "Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book"


Clem: "Pepsi bottle. A Coca-Cola glass. I don't give a damn"


Louis: "It's a fucking bear!"

Bear: *Goes into the water*

Louis: "NOOOOOOOOOO-"

Bear: *Comes back out the water

Louis: "-Oh shit, It's right there!"


Christa: *Goes to flip omelette*

Pan: *Fucking breaks*

Christa: *Stares in disappointment* 


Little Clem: *Crying*

Lee: "Clem, apple!"

Little Clem: *continues to cry*

Lee: "Apple!"

Little Clem: *Stops crying immediately* "Apple?"

Lee: "Apple"

Little Clem: *Smiles peacefully and nods* 


Violet: "There's only one thing worse than the raiders"

Violet: *Reveles the board to say 'Minnie with Raiders'"

Violet: "Boom"

Clem: "Minnie!"

Violet: "No!"


Clem @ AJ: "Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that meth!"

AJ: *Throws packet at her*

Clem: "oH, Try me bitch!"


Clem @ Violet: "Saw you hanging out with Minnie yesterday!"

Violet: "Cl- Clem it's not what you think!"

Clem, Now With AJ'S Gun: "I won't hesitate bitch!"


Marlon, At The Beach With Rosie: "You gawn get wehht, Ayeee aint gun take you howme"

Rosie: *Goes into the water*

Marlon: "Awwwww come ownnn she got her daymn feet weht now, shit-dawg!"


Louis, Handing Violet An Empty Can: "Hey Vi, you want some?"

Violet: *Takes can*

Violet: "This bitch empty, YEET"

Violet: *Fucking launches the can down the hallway*

Louis: *WHEEZE*


Clem: "Two shots of vodka!"

Clem: *Proceeds to pour half the bottle into a glass*


Brody: "And they were roommates!"

Violet: "Oh my god, they were roommates"


Kenny: "Hi I'm Kenny and I'm your freestyle dance teacher"

Kenny: *Smashes Carvers face in with a crowbar in a beat*


Violet: "Why are you making me sing? I hate singing! When do I even come in, I don't-"

Violet: *In perfect pitch and timing* "Ah-I-I-I don't-"


Marlon, Emotionally: "When I was in the third grade, people treated me like a criminal!"

Marlon, Angrily Holding AJ'S Gun: "Because I killed somebody!"


Brody: "I do love working here, it's just, we all have a lot of laughs"

Later

Brody: "Fuck off Sophie, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower!"


Luke: "Hey guys, look at my boyfriend!"

Nick: "I'm your cousin?"

Luke: "Just Shh, Just go with it"

Nick: "What the fuck?!"


Brody, Louis And Sophie: *trying to take a selfie with the calculator*

Literally Everyone Else: "What the fuckkkk?"


Ruby: "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus"

Violet: *Deadass snorting cocaine*

Ruby: "Kumbaya my Lord!"


Violet: *Backflips into a wheelchair*

Violet: "I have osteoporosis"


Ruby: "Tenn! Is that a weed?"

Tenn: "No this is a crayon-"

Ruby: "I'm calling the police!"

Ruby: *Types 911 into the microwave*

Microwave: "911, what's your emergency?"

Tenn: *Confused AF*


Marlon, Going Through A Phase: "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf"

Marlon: *Barks at the ocean*

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