Violet: "I don't need friends, they disappoint me"
Louis When Minnie Confesses To Killing Sophie: "What the fuck is up Minnie?! No, what did you say?! What the fuck dude?! Step the fuck up Minnie!"
Brody: "So basically what I was thinking of was umm..."
Marlon: *Hits her with a flashlight*
Brody: "Ah fuck! I can't believe you've done this!"
Louis: *Takes a photo in the cinema with the flash*
Violet: "Turn off the flash you fucking moron!"
*Star Wars theme intensifies*
Lilly: "Not to be racist or anything, but Asian people TAHHHHHH"
Louis: *Blowing vape smoke onto a desk carefully*
Marlon: *Blows the smoke*
Louis: "...Marlon!"
Violet: *Puts a plastic snake on Louis' shoulder*
Louis: *High pitch scream*
Louis: *Deep voice* Yo, what the fuck
Violet: *Snorts*
Aasim: "Is there anything better than pussy? Yes, a really good book"
Clem: "Pepsi bottle. A Coca-Cola glass. I don't give a damn"
Louis: "It's a fucking bear!"
Bear: *Goes into the water*
Louis: "NOOOOOOOOOO-"
Bear: *Comes back out the water
Louis: "-Oh shit, It's right there!"
Christa: *Goes to flip omelette*
Pan: *Fucking breaks*
Christa: *Stares in disappointment*
Little Clem: *Crying*
Lee: "Clem, apple!"
Little Clem: *continues to cry*
Lee: "Apple!"
Little Clem: *Stops crying immediately* "Apple?"
Lee: "Apple"
Little Clem: *Smiles peacefully and nods*
Violet: "There's only one thing worse than the raiders"
Violet: *Reveles the board to say 'Minnie with Raiders'"
Violet: "Boom"
Clem: "Minnie!"
Violet: "No!"
Clem @ AJ: "Put that candy back, I'm not buying you all that meth!"
AJ: *Throws packet at her*
Clem: "oH, Try me bitch!"
Clem @ Violet: "Saw you hanging out with Minnie yesterday!"
Violet: "Cl- Clem it's not what you think!"
Clem, Now With AJ'S Gun: "I won't hesitate bitch!"
Marlon, At The Beach With Rosie: "You gawn get wehht, Ayeee aint gun take you howme"
Rosie: *Goes into the water*
Marlon: "Awwwww come ownnn she got her daymn feet weht now, shit-dawg!"
Louis, Handing Violet An Empty Can: "Hey Vi, you want some?"
Violet: *Takes can*
Violet: "This bitch empty, YEET"
Violet: *Fucking launches the can down the hallway*
Louis: *WHEEZE*
Clem: "Two shots of vodka!"
Clem: *Proceeds to pour half the bottle into a glass*
Brody: "And they were roommates!"
Violet: "Oh my god, they were roommates"
Kenny: "Hi I'm Kenny and I'm your freestyle dance teacher"
Kenny: *Smashes Carvers face in with a crowbar in a beat*
Violet: "Why are you making me sing? I hate singing! When do I even come in, I don't-"
Violet: *In perfect pitch and timing* "Ah-I-I-I don't-"
Marlon, Emotionally: "When I was in the third grade, people treated me like a criminal!"
Marlon, Angrily Holding AJ'S Gun: "Because I killed somebody!"
Brody: "I do love working here, it's just, we all have a lot of laughs"
Later
Brody: "Fuck off Sophie, I'm not going to your fucking baby shower!"
Luke: "Hey guys, look at my boyfriend!"
Nick: "I'm your cousin?"
Luke: "Just Shh, Just go with it"
Nick: "What the fuck?!"
Brody, Louis And Sophie: *trying to take a selfie with the calculator*
Literally Everyone Else: "What the fuckkkk?"
Ruby: "Welcome to bible study, we're all children of Jesus"
Violet: *Deadass snorting cocaine*
Ruby: "Kumbaya my Lord!"
Violet: *Backflips into a wheelchair*
Violet: "I have osteoporosis"
Ruby: "Tenn! Is that a weed?"
Tenn: "No this is a crayon-"
Ruby: "I'm calling the police!"
Ruby: *Types 911 into the microwave*
Microwave: "911, what's your emergency?"
Tenn: *Confused AF*
Marlon, Going Through A Phase: "On all levels except physical, I am a wolf"
Marlon: *Barks at the ocean*