Allison: What are the symptoms of teenage depression?
Grace: Why are you asking me?
Allison: Vanya was doing laundry and she dropped a sock and I heard her say "Why has god forsaken me?"
Ben: I am very small and I have no money, so you can imagine the kind of stress I'm under
Diego: You IDIOT!
Klaus: I'm sure you're right, but why?!
Diego: I wish you could block someone in real life
Vanya: A restraining order?
Five: Murder
Five: I hate you with every inch of my being
Diego: That's not a lot of inches
Luther: Hey Klaus, what's for dinner?
Klaus: Oh honey, I'm serving looks tonight!
Ben: We haven't eaten in three days!
Luther: Dad never loved you!
Vanya: Ooh ow, I'm so wounded
Vanya: I like my men how I like my coffee. I don't.
Klaus: I like mine hot enough to burn the flesh off of my face, WOOP!
Allison: Unpopular opinion, not all dogs are good boys
Ben: BLOCKED
Allison: Some are good girls!
Ben: UNBLOCKED
Diego: Truth or Dare?
Vanya: Dare
Diego: I dare you to go home
Allison: What are you doing?
Vanya: Confronting the person who ruined my entire life
Allison: You're looking in a mirror
Luther: Back by unpopular demand - ME!
Vanya: Fact - I can jump higher than that tree
Five: How is that even possible?
Vanya: Trees can't jump
Five: I will destroy you
Vanya: My memory isn't as good as it used to be
Allison: Well, what did it used to be?
Vanya: ... I've forgotten
Cha-Cha: You can't run from me!
Five: *Takes off running*
Cha-Cha: Oh, you can. You keep surprising me
Allison: I lost like, ten pounds
