🖋️(Future Lazuli: THESE ARE SOOO BAD. rughuugh... its stupid and dumb but i was havin fun as a kid so whatever)
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Chief: *patting Petey and Dogman on the back* "Good job, gays."
Petey: *nervous laughter* "Did you mean to say gu—"
Chief: "Did I stutter?"
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Li'l Petey: "Hey Papa, Knock knock!"
Petey: "This is not the time for your silly jokes!"
Li'l Petey: "Awww, pppleasee Papa!
This is gonna be a good one"
Petey: "Ughh, Okay, only for this once"
Petey: "Who's there?"
Li'l Petey: "I have"
Petey: "Uhh... I have who?"
Li'l Petey: "I have a new papa!"
*Drags Dogman in front of them*
Dogman: "Hi, I am also a papa"
Petey: "Uh what?"
Li'l Petey: "isn't he just the best papa ever?" *twinkle twinkle*
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Sarah: "You hang up!"
Chief: "No, you hang up!"
Sarah: "No, youuuu!"
Petey: "Just flippin hang up, one of you, please!"
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Li'l Petey: *Shaking and about to brust into tears*
Petey: "WAIT! BEFORE YOU DO THAT! *hugs him and pets his li'l head*
( :') )
Li'l Petey: *Calm downs instantly and hugs his dad back*
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Li'l Petey: "damn it"
Dogman: *Gasps* W-what d-did you say?!
Where did you learn that!?
Petey: "Relax, it's not that bad. . ."
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80-HD: *Frantically waving hands and acting out stuff like a mad man*
Petey: "Well. . .?"
Everybody else:...
Petey: "F* , I should've given you a voice box"
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Uh oh, sorry I haven't updated in more than a week. First off I had no idea what to write or do... And I'm writing that other story too.
And I'm getting a little impatient and I want the next dog man bok now—
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🖋️(Future Lazuli: I feel really weird about putting swears in this book now. I used to do it before but nah I don't think it belongs here so censoring them it is or none at all)
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