Epsilon Unit/Middle of BloodGulch
Blue team is standing on a hill, watching the reds from a distance and debating over which one to kill. As a earthquake briefly occurs.Tex: Ok, pick one.
Church: Anyone?
Tex: Well, preferably one on that side of the canyon. But uh, I'm not all that choosy.
Tucker: Why are you looking at me when you say that?
Tex: No reason... just pick one and take the shot. I'll cover you if they attack.
Church: You mean, shoot them with this?
Church raises his sniper rifle.
Tex: What else?
Wade: Heheh, he's not really the greatest marksman here.
Tex: Give me a break. You're a soldier.
Zeta: That's still up for debate, for him.
Tex points over to a rock in the distance.
Tex: Hit the rock over there.
Church: Okay.
Church fires two shots at the rock with the sniper rifle, but misses them both completely.
Wade: Told yeah.
Tex: Ugh...
Church: Ya see, I think the uh.. the sun reflected off the rockface there and..
Zeta: (Sarcastically) Of course, it was the suns fault.
Church: Now, hold on-
Tex: Just gimme the damn rifle.
Church: Yeah okay. Thanks.
Over to Donut and Lopez (Disguised as Simmons) on a hill with some equipment at Lopez feet.
Donut: Hey Simmons, did you hear that?
Lopez: >Yes. It sounded like a rifle.<
Donut: I'm sure it's nothing.
Lopez: >Why would you say that? This is a war zone.<
Donut: Good point Simmons. Back to work!
Back over to Blue team where Tex, now has the sniper rifle in her hands.
Tucker: Dude, this has to be embarrassing for you.
Church: I don't really want to talk about it.
Tex: Alright come on, it's not that hard. Which one should we take out? The pink one, the orange one..
Caboose: Pretty sure he's yellow.
Tex: Is it me, or does he seem a little slow?
Tucker: Yeah, Caboose was held back a grade. Or two.
Zeta: He's just a slow learner.
Tucker: That's what they all say.
Tex: Anyway, I meant the orange one.
Tucker: Ohohoh, yeah he's just fat.
Tex: What about the red one? I mean, he's the leader, he seems tough. Or maybe the maroon one? He looks like he's up to something.
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