Epsilon Unit/Blood Gulch Cliff
To Grif standing on top of a cliff, near blue base with Leo standing behind him. For past couple hours, Grif has been yelling profanities at the blues non-stop.
Grif: (Yelling) Yeah you! You fucking piece of shit! You suck!
Down to the blues at blue base, Tucker comes walking up to Tex, Church, Zeta and Wade. (Minus Caboose)
Tucker: Jesus, is that guy still yelling?
Zeta: Yep, he's been at this all morning.
Tex: Hhhh, we know.
Wade: (Groans) Just make him stop.
Church: And how'm I gonna do that?
Tucker: Shoot him with your snipe-
A tremor occurs.
Tucker: Ah, never mind, I realized how stupid that sounded as soon as I started to say it.
Back up to Grif and Leo on the cliff. Simmons approaches Leo from behind, as Grif continues to yell in the background.
Simmons: What are you guys doing up here? Your supposed to be working on your part of the plan?
Leo: Well, I did try to build a bomb, but there wasn't enough materials to even start one. But, then Grif said he had a plan so, he came up here and just started yelling at the blues... he's been at it since morning.
Grif: (Yelling) Hey, Blues, you still suck! Yeah, you! You fucking piece of shit! You suck!
Leo: Surprised, he's been able to go on for this long.
Simmons walks up to Grif and taps him on the shoulder.
Simmons: Grif, what the hell are you doing?
Grif turns around facing Simmons and Leo.
Grif: I'm working on our part of the plan.
Simmons: By yelling at the blues?
Grif: Well, Yeah. Leo said something about not being able to make one and I don't know really to.
Simmons: Yeah, I know that, you don't know how to do anything.
Leo: So, why is yelling at the blues going to help with our plan?
Grif: Because by yelling at the Blues - You guys still suck! - until I make them mad enough to bomb our base - Idiots! - So, not only will they make me a bomb, I'll get them to deliver it. For free. You guys are lame, I hate you!
Grif finishes saying to Leo and Simmons, while he yelled at the blues.
Leo: That... actually sounds like a decent plan.
Grif: I know, right!
Simmons: It's the most sensible part of this plan I've heard so far. Your years of laziness have finally paid off in full, Private Grif.
Grif: Thank you very much, Private Simmons. Now if you'll excuse me, somebody needs to be called a cunt.
Simmons: As you were soldier.
Simmons leaves them be and heads back to towards red base direction.
Grif: Hey you! Yeah, you! You dumb cunts! You suck!
Tremor begins...
Grif: Hey up there, what're you talking about? Huh Blue? Are you talking about how bad you suck?
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Red vs Blue Season 9: Male Oc
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