Epsilon Unit/Red Base
Outside of Red Base, Simmons, Leo, Sarge, Donut are all crowding around Andy. Grif is pacing back and forth behind Donut, Leo and Simmons in panic.
Andy: 30, 29, 28...
Donut: Ah! We're all gonna die!
Grif stops pacing.
Grif: More importantly, I'm going to die! That's the worst part!
Grif resumes his pacing.
Leo: Maybe, if we start running we can escape the blast zone!?
Sarge: Men, remain calm. This is no time to panic.
Andy: 25, 24. . .
Simmons: Sir, the world is shaking apart, the ground is opening up to swallow us and we're holding a bomb that will blow us all up before any of that happens. I submit to you that if there is any time to panic, this is that time!
Andy: 20, 19, 18. . .
Sarge: You're right, Simmons!
Grif: I guess this is it everyone!
Simmons: Does anyone have anything they wanna say?
Donut: I do! Whoa, gosh, this is such an honor! I have so many people to thank. All the little people-
Simmons: Donut! This is not the time for your pre-rehearsed academy award speech!
Donut: Well, if I don't use it now, when am I going to?
Andy: 10, 9, 8. . .
Sarge: Men, it's been an honor to serve with you, and I say that using the loosest possible definition of both the words honor and serve.
Andy: 6, 5. . .
Leo: Well... if we're really gonna die, I guess there's no-one I rather die with then you guys.
Grif stops pacing for a moment, speaks, then resumes his pacing again.
Grif: My only regret is that I don't have more regrets!
Andy: 4, 3. . .
Simmons: Well, if I'm gonna die, then I may as well be honest; I never respected any of you, besides Leo really. I thought I was better than all of you this entire time, I think my skills were under appreciated and I wasted my life knowing all of you. In a way, I'm sad to die but I'm glad knowing none of you will live either and that Leo here was someone I could actually call a friend. There, I said it.
Everyone braces for the explosion, leading to their deaths...
Andy: 1, kaboom! ....Uh, wait, uh, ka- ugh, damn it! Ergh! Ergh! Kaboom! Uh, huh.
...only for nothing to happen. The Earth begins shaking, but then quickly stops.
Leo: It... was a dud?
Andy: I-I swear that's never happened before.
Sarge: So, did you want to finish your thought there, Simmons?
Simmons looks at Sarge, while Grif and Donut look at Simmons.
Simmons: Well, this is awkward.
Andy: Yeah, tell me about it.
Leo pats Simmons on the shoulder.
Leo: As your friend, I would help you... but I think this is something you need to learn to fix on your own.
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Red vs Blue Season 9: Male Oc
AdventureRvB Season 9, with Church and Zeta now trapped in the Epsilon Unit. The reds and blues move back to Valhalla, but their stay isn't long when someone from the past... shows up. The OC Leo is Owned by Me. Red vs Blue is Owned by "Rooster Teeth" The OC...
