Jughead: WTF Veronica? Its 3 am! You woke me up, im pissed!
Veronica: That was the plan, but where is everyone else?
Kevin: HAI SIS!
Veronica: WHATS GOIN ON SHISTERRRR?
Cheryl: Could you asswipes not.
Kevin: WHATS THE TEA SISSSSS? WHY YOU WAKIN USSSS UP AT 3?
Veronica: Its betty. I got a weird letter from 'Miss Cooper' im rly confused abt it.
Archie: Hey Babe, what did the letter say?
Archie: Shit sorry I keep forgetting we aren't together... fuck
Veronica: Its fine ig, but ill send a pic of the letter.
*Archie has gone offline*
Veronica:
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Kevin: what the?
Jughead: why is she being so stone cold and Ronica I don't know what it mean either, just reply to her or call her or something ig
Veronica: ok, but like why did she send that at 3? That could've waited a few hours or like idk forever
Cheryl: It appears my cousin has gone nutters. Woooo alert the media big news.
Toni: I don't know what that means either, that's weird tho. I'd respond ASAP so she's still online.
Veronica: Good idea, thanks Toni
Toni: You're welcome 💁🏽♀️
Veronica: lol
*Jughead has gone offline*
Cheryl: well, I should go back to sleep as well....
*Cheryl has gone offline*
Kevin: G'night everyone!
*Kevin has gone offline*
Toni: Ok bye Veronica, are we still on for ice cream at Pops?
Veronica: uhhhh DUH! 😂 byeeee
Toni: baiiiii
*Toni has gone offline*
*Veronica has gone offline*
A few hours later at 7 am
Private message Betty/Screwdriver Betty: Hello, you said to text this number it's Bonnie Kop. Screwdriver: Ahhhh, Bonnie. How can I assist you furthermore? Betty: Well, Hiram's daughter Veronica is being distracted but Hermione isn't. Hiram is obviously distracted at the moment because he is in the hospital but how should I distract Hermione? Screwdriver: Hmmm she is a tough one. When I worked for Lodge Industries, she wore the 'boss' cap in the business. I suppose I could get some Ghoulies or Serpents to go at her. Betty: You mean like hurt her? Screwdriver: No no, just like follow her, freak her out or something you know, the usual. Betty: Ok thanks that will work. *Betty has gone offline* *Screwdriver has gone offline*
