Chivalry Is Dead | Taekook

Chapter 27

This chapter has been edited. The first two scenes are as they were. New scene starts after the second scene ends (after the 'If I don't kill Sarah today' part), so if you've read up till then, just skip past it all.

Also, if there are any inconsistencies, do tell, as I haven't proof-read this.

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a redhead tells her blonde friend 'I slept with a brazilian'
the blonde replies 'omg you slut. how many is a brazilian?'
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one day a lil boy wrote to Santa Claus 'pls send me a sister.' Santa Claus wrote him back saying 'ok send me your mother.'

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what kind of bees produce milk?
boobies
😂😂

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THIS ONE IS GOLD
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why do women rub their eyes when they get up in the morning?
cuz they don't have balls to scratch
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what did the banana say to the vibrator?
why're you shaking? she's going to eat ME
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🤣🤣🤣
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hey jungkook?

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i know you're reading my texts
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SAY SOMETHING!!!

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i feel like ive been talking to myself for these past two days since i messaged you.

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you're being unbelievably rude ☹️

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FUCKING REPLY YOU CUNT 🤬
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Jeon
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oh gosh 😱😱
you replied sakjsjsksnd
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FUCKING FINALLY 😒
after texting you nonstop for TWO whole days you reply now
the universe must love me today 💃
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but why did you send me a dot? You're not gonna say anything?
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Jeon
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thats it? all you're gonna do is send me a period?

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wow
you aren't even reading my texts anymore

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guess youre dead again. i'll just sit here and talk to myself then
but first let me send some emojis cuz im random af

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👯‍♀️💅🤰🧜‍♀️🧠👽🤖🎃👺🤮💍💆‍♀️🏃‍♀️👙🐒🕸🐊🌚☄️🌊🌈
🤡 georgie hehe