Cha-Cha: *talking with deigo and klaus* we have your son.
Deigo: we're brothers? we dont have a son.
Hazel: well then who in the hell is the 5'3 little bitch who keeps saying the word shit and complaining about how idiotic he thinks we are and how he needs coffee?
Klaus: oh my god they have five.
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