-The sweetest of boys
-Compliments for daaaaaayssss
-"y/n you have nice hands"
-"um..thank you?"
-SETTING HIS CHIN ON YOUR HEAD WHEN HE HUGS YOU FROM BEHIND OML ALWAYS
-Randomly picks you up and spins you
-You betta bet Klaus is always with you guys
-You three are the power trio for sure
-Always kissing the top of your head
-Nuzzling his face in your neck
-Wholesome boy
-Reads to you
-Never fails to make you laugh
-"baby look im a seal!" he says with pretzels in his mouth
-Always reminding and showing you how much he loves you
-Randomly sends you flowers
-Almost always leads to sex
-He loves slow and hard
-Little love bites
-LOVES YOUR BOOBS
-He works best with his mouth and fingers
-But the aftercare is where it's at
-Snuggles for daaaaayssss
-Already has snacks under the bed waiting for afterward
-Cute petnames
-"baby i love yoooou"
-"sweetie you're so cute"
-"darling i missed you"
-He's so warm
-human heater
-He's always smiling
-Randomly lays on you
-"ben im eating"
-"but i wanna cuddle"
-Never letting anyone disrespect you
-usually this person is Klaus
-"y/n, darling your skirt makes your butt pop"
-"CHRIST ON A CRACKER KLAUS LEAVE HER BE"
-Teaching you how to fight
-He always lets you win an arguement
-He loves you so much 😍
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The Umbrella Academy Crack and Stuff
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