Woman: *handing out candy* my your son is cute!
Five: *growls* lis-
Klaus: ah ah ah! Easy, son. Now what do we tell the nice woman handing out candy?
Five: i will ki-
Klaus: *whispers* say it or im not helping you reach the top shelf anymore.
Five: *mumbles* trick or treat
Woman: what was that!
Five:*inhales* TRICK OR TREAT YOU SWINE.
YOU ARE READING
The Umbrella Academy Crack and Stuff
FanfictionI do not own the characters. All rights to go Netflix and Gerard way. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some crack and stuff. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
