Luther: "I'm eating egg whites and hoping the building will collapse."
Diego: "Stop acting like a disgruntled pelican."
Allison: "Oo burn, david."
Klaus: "See I don't have a lot to my name right now but I do have one thing: taste."
Five: "Oh, I'd kill for a good coma right now."
Ben: "I love that for me."
Vanya: "I plan on popping a pill, crying a bit, and going to sleep early."
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