Ben: five i need your help.
Five: what's wrong?
Ben: klaus is-
Five: no absolutely not. remember the last time i helped you with klaus?
Ben: just because he picked you up and cradled you like the baby we all know you are and kept saying "my little babyyyy" cause he was drunk doesn't mean you can't help me.
Five: yes it does.
Ben: you know you liked it.
YOU ARE READING
The Umbrella Academy Crack and Stuff
FanfictionI do not own the characters. All rights to go Netflix and Gerard way. Sit back, relax, and enjoy some crack and stuff. MAY CONTAIN SPOILERS YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.