Eddsworld headcannons & Incorrect Quotes!(along with some other aus)

Random incorrect quotes(I DON'T OWN 'EM):

Tom:YEETUS FEETUS KILL THE RED TORDLE
Edd:Tom Wtf.....
Tord: ;w;
~♡REV♡ERS◇E♡AU♡~
Edd: PATRYCK PASS THE SUGAR!
Patyrck:*yeets Tord towards Edd*
Edd:That's not what I meant but I'll take him.
~◇N0RMAL◇~
Tord:*raps Guns & Ships*
Tom:Tord shut the frick up.
Edd:LAFFAYEET THE BAGUATTE
Tom:Wth.....
~♡FUTURE♤EDD'S♡WORLD♡
(Tomtord & Eddmatt)~
Paris:I wish I had the ability to make boys really nervous.
Mika:Holding a gun to their throat usually does it for me.
Edward:As a boy,I can confirm that really makes me nervous.
Tord:I am now proud of my child.She learned so well.
Edd:TORD SHE IS SCARING MY CHILD.
~☆ÒEddsSWORLDÓ☆~
Tord:*points at Matt*F---- you
Tord:*points at Tom*F--- YOU
Tord:*points at Edd* F--- ME
Edd:>//////< Tord why????
~ÒWÓ~
Matt:GUYS THE FLOOR IS LAVA!
Edd:*sits on the couch with feet on the floor while drinking cola*
Tom:*just randomly stands*
Tord:*lies on the floor*
Matt:GUYS!This was supposed to be fun.;-;
~qwq~
Edd:DON'T CORRECT ME!
Tom:DON'T BE WRONG!
~●○●○●~
Matt:You're gonna hate yourself in the morning if you stay up late.
Tord:*sips coffee*Jokes on you,I'm gonna hate myself in the morning no matter what.
~•°•°•°•°•°•~
Edd:Do you ever want to talk about your emotions,Tom?
Tom:No.
Matt:I do.
Edd:I know,Matt.
Matt:I'm Sad.
Edd:I know Matt.
~●□●□●□●□~
Edd:If I were a drink I'd be Coke. If you were a drink what would you be?
Tom:Alcohol.
Tord:Bleach.
Edd:Ok then calm down edgy beans.
~•°•°•°•REVERSE♡AU°•°•°•°~
Paul:TORD THERE'S A DISGUSTING MONSTER UNDER MY BED.
Edd,sleeping in the bottom bunk:Shut the f**** up you ignorant motherf****.
-♡FUTURE~♡~KIDS♡~♡-
Edward:How do you find people attractive if you're asexual?
Mika:I think of attractive people like sunsets.
Edward:Huh?
Mika:I don't want to do the thing with a sunset.
-@-ELLS@-WOR@LD-@-
Matilda:I love all my roomates!Ell,Tamara,and....*looks at smudged handwriting on hand*
Tawi.
Tori:*coughs*R U D E.
-OALFUTUREDKWKDABODKM♤-
Tord:*screams*
Tom:*screams louder to establish dominance*
Matt:Should we do something?
Edd:No,I want to see who wins.
~{♤♡♤♡◇♡♤}~
Tiana:Words ending in "ie" are so cute.Like "cutie", "sweetie","cookie"---
Mika:What about "die"?
Tiana:....
-uwuwuwuwuw-
Edward:Paris,in this world,it's either yeet or be yeeten.
Paris:I am literally begging you to stop.
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Matt:Right hand on Red.
Edd:*smacks Tord's a----*
Tord:Edd why. >/////0
Edd:Payback you Evil Red bean.
|♤♤♤♤♤♤♤♤•♤♤♤♤♤|
Edd:Need some sleep Tord?
Tord:Um,no?
Tom:You have bags under your eyes.
Tord:It's a look I'm going for.

I just had to post these somewhere and I don't own anything but the oc future children which I could explain in my oc books if you want.