Mika: I was going to eliminate everyone and be the only surviving heir.
Edward: When you say everyone do you mean you were going to kill me?
Mika: I don’t know. Yes
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Paris: Please? For me?
Michael: Don’t do that.
Paris: What?
Michael: You think every time you say “Please? For me?” I’ll do whatever you want. Well, not this time.
Paris: ...
Paris: Please? For me?
Michael: Okay.
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Mika: That was the most fun I've had all day.
Edward: You need to get out more.
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Paris: Shut up.
Michael: What? I didn't even say anything...
Paris: You were thinking. It was annoying.
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Edd: Sometimes I just miss you so much I can hardly stand it… You’re my whole world… I’m empty without you
Tord: I’m in the next room wtf where you texting me come here
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Matt: I am the smartest, most skilled member of this group.
Tom: Your hand is stuck in that vending machine, isn’t it?
Matt: I paid for my chips. I’m getting my chips.
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Tord: I'm bi.
T
om:I thought you were norwegian boi.
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New soilder: Who's in charge here?
Pau: Well, usually that's whoever yells the loudest.
Pat: *points at Tord yelling at the other soldiers* That dude.
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Edward: You’re not listening to my story!
Paris: Explaining an episode of Law and Order in full detail is not a story!
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Paris: You can’t derive your self worth from the opinions of others. No, you get your self-worth when you convince yourself that you’re tough and that you’re straight.
Mika: I AM tough! But questioning my straightness...
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Tom: You are literally too stupid to insult.
Matt: Thank you.
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Eddsworld headcannons & Incorrect Quotes!(along with some other aus)
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