Edward: Why is Michael so mean?
Paris: I guess when you find something you're really good at just stick with it.
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Paris: Edward may be trash, but he's MY trash.
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Edward: Hi I'm Edward! and you are...?
Michael: Apparently not as straight as I thought I was.
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Tord: *Violently knocking at the door* HURRY EDWARD COME OUT!
Edward: I'M POLYSEXUAL-
Tord: WELL THAT'S NOT WHAT I MEANT BUT I STILL SUPPORT YOU!!!!
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Michael: I'm a smart and capable Adult
Tom: How about some Responsibility?
Michael: My name is Fuckup McDisapointment and you can all refer to me as such
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Edward: if I bite into an apple really hard will it be considered apple juice?
Mika: At this rate I question why you're my brother.
Edward: rUDE >:(
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Michael: Can you help me with your Brother?
Mika: *sips tea* Hmmm....No.
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Paris: Michael, are you ever going to listen to me?
Michael: Yes. Absolutely.
Paris: When?
Michael: When you're right.
(They have that sibling friendship type of thing)
Sorry if it's short guys I'm not in the mood today ;w;
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