~<~>~<~>~<~>~
*music plays in the background*
Edward:Hey,anyone know this song?
Mika:Yes
Edward:Thanks.
Mika:No problem.
|<>♡<>|
Tom:I HAVE BEEN DISCOVERED!
Tord:Wait a minute,I claimed you in the name of Red army 6 years ago.
Tom:Frick.
(YwY)-~WIZARDS(YwY)-~
Edd:He's out there making owl noises.
Tord:Who?
\=w=w=w=/
Matt:Just stand there cause I'm gonna hug you.Is that alright?
Tom,not listening:I don't even care so just go.
Matt:C'mon then.*Hugs*
Tom:....
OwU-♧♡♤◇♡♤◇♧-OwU
Matt:You're late.
Tom:You're Handsome.
Matt: You are forgiven.
~●w●diskjdjajakk~
Edd,pointing to the hentai near Tord :Tom,get that hideous thing outside the house.
Tom:Tord,you heard him.Edd wants you out of the house.
Edd:NOT HIM.
☆|PWP|☆
Paris:Do you have to look at everything in a negative way?
Michael:Could you possibly be reffering to the harsh thing we call "reality"?
'♤☆♤☆♤☆♤'
Edd:WHAT THE HECK TORD ?!?!?!YOU CAN'T KILL ANYONE YOU DON'T TRUST!
Tord:Yes I can.
<●w●>-~°
Matt: remember when you said you weren't going to interfere with my love life?
Tord:no. that doesn't sound like me at all.
- owrowwowiwjsdb -
Matt: it seems like bad things keep happening to me, like i have bad luck or something.
Michael: Dad, you don’t have bad luck. the reason bad things happen to you is because you’re a dumba--.
>\×w●/-\<
Edd: i hope you have a good explanation for this.
Paris: we have three actually.
Michael: pick your favorite
-*wLLWLLW*LWLWLW*LWLW*-
Tord: this year the red army has taken over the world!
Edd: This is so sad alexa play despacito.
-HOGKWARlTSREDEGGPWEKAU-
Tord: Pass me the salt.
Edd:Whats the magic word?
Tord:Or else
Edd: that's 2 words but point taken.
•~uwu~•
Michael: You better stop raising your voice at me RIGHT now.
Paris: Or what?
Michael:I’ll... I'll cry and i really don’t want to be embarrassed right now.
That's the ending and I'm tired so goodbye folks.
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Eddsworld headcannons & Incorrect Quotes!(along with some other aus)
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