Thanos x reader (Sexy time)

The real truth???!!

(Y/n)

I can't believe that ugly purple man thought I would actually like him I mean look at me I'm fucking beautiful I say" now that thanos took off his glove and is tired from the hot and heavy sex I start to pull down a zipper. "Who the fuck are you???" Thanos yells while scared. I step out of the suit i was in " That's right thanos, it is I Ant man" I yell . "Noooooo" he screams as I get inside his asshole and expand.
"HAHAHA I win!!!"

(A/N) THIS WAS MY FIRST TIME WRITING ONE OF THESE! It is a joke but I hope you thought it was funny😂