"SARAH, I'M NOT GAY, I PROMISE!"
Brendon swears he's NOT gay. He can't be. That makes no sense.
However...
Dallon IS gay, and he may or may not have a crush on someone named Brendon Urie. And this person may or may not be in the same band as him. Wh...
I'm totally gay for Brendon. I mean anyone would turn gay/straight for Brendon Urie.
He may be my best friend, but I had a crush on him since before I joined Panic!
When we were at the pizza place, I purposely left my arm around him. I mean, he didn't seem to mind, until he said my name with an annoyed tone.
Also, I doubt he likes me back. I mean, he says he's straight, and there was his girlfriend, Sarah.
I decided to text Breezy because she always seems to know how to help me.
Me: hey...i need to ask you a question...
Breezy: hey, what is it, dal
Me: ihaveacrushonsomeonewhoisstraight
Breezy: ok...umm...id be honest to him
Me: but, hes one of my friends and i dont wanna ruin things between us...
Breezy: ok...try to be subtle about it and if he reacts badly, laugh it off
Me: ok, ill do it after tour
Breezy: good idea, anything else you need help with??
Me: no
Breezy: ok, i wish you good luck with the lucky man
Me: hhhh, i really need it, i really like him and he really takes every opportunity to prove hes straight...
Breezy: also, dont get too discouraged if he shuts you down
Me: yeah...the sound check is in like 30 minutes
Breezy: oh...ttyl, friend
Me: byeee
Breezy: that couldnt sound more gay
Me: yeah cause im gay
Breezy: the gayest
Me:image attached
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Breezy: ok, well get ready for your sound check
Me: oh, right...
I put down my phone and pulled my shirt off. I looked at my torso, and I am so skinny, I don't really mind, but I feel like others might be rude about it...
(Ok, but i have seen a picture of dallon without a shirt and he is hella skinny...)
I put on my button up and tight jeans.
"Hey you almost ready, oh, shit, you don't have your shirt on, I'll be back, sound check is in 15 minutes." Brendon said. I turned around to see him trying to hide a blush on his cheeks.
~~~after the concert~~~
We did our normal stage gay routine, but Brendon was being really gay like out there...
At some point, he started to grind on me during one of the songs. That caused my tight pants to get tighter. Thank goodness I play bass and don't have lead vocals. Otherwise, I wouldn't have known what to do.
And also thank goodness tonight is a hotel night. Unfortunately, I have to share a room with Brendon.
Sarah was also at our show and asked to speak to Brendon. He said to meet him on the tour bus. Axh said he had 20 minutes.
After 15 minutes, I went to go tell him we were about to leave.
I wish I didn't.
Oh dear god...
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A/N: (josh) dun dun dunnnn a cliffhanger
Q: would you mind if i ask random questions at the end of a chapter
(Future: Shit, I already skipped number two...this us the second chapter, I mis numbered it...)
