jeronica au: "do you want to talk?"

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you've gotten online. you can now talk to friends!

you've re-entered the chat with toni, sweet pea, and fangs, or "childish serpents"

Wednesday 4:15 P.M.

jughead
I HAVE A BIG PROBLEM

toni
the problem is either this new girl or your girlfriend, so which one?

jughead
technically, she's not even new anymore..
BUT ANYWAY
it's about my girlfriend....
partially about veronica

fangs
here we go again

jughead
SO I AM TRYING TO BREAK UP WITH BETTY

sweet pea
WOOOOOOOOO!!!
where's the fucking party emojis..... 🎉
oh got emmm 🎉🎊
WOOHOOO

toni
wait for it, sweet pea

jughead
but there's a problem

toni
what'd I say?

jughead
what'd I type*
bc this is typing not talking.
OH
AND THATS THE SITUATION I GOT INTO WITH VERONICA

fangs
you talk about her EVVVVVERRRRYYYYYYDAAAAAYYYYYY
it gets boring

jughead
I do not-
well that problem will be last
SO
I TRIED TO BREAK UP WITH BETTY VIA TEXT BUT THEN I ACCIDENTALLY TEXTED VERONICA SO THEN I GOT SCARED TO TELL BETTY BUT THEN VERONICA GAVE ME ADVICE TO TALK TO BETTY CONVERSATION WISE
(like real life ok people are you with me?)
BUT THEN VERONICA GOT MAD AND SHE'S GOTTEN MAD BEFORE SO NOW I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO LIKE DO I BREAK UP WITH BETTY ON TEXT MESSAGES OR IN REAL LIFE AND HOW DO I GET BACK ON VERONICA'S GOOD SIDE
oof that was a lot.
my chest doesn't feel heavy anymore

fangs
anybody else fall asleep lmao

jughead
I AM BEING SERIOUS FANGS I NEED HELP

toni
how did you get on veronica's good side last time?

jughead
by talking to her about her problems and stuff irl

toni
so there's your answer for how to break up with betty and talk to veronica

sweet pea
she just killed two birds with one stone

toni
because I am not dumb
like all of you

jughead
EXCUSE ME
I AM NOT DUMB

fangs
I AM AGREEING WITH JUGHEAD FOR ONCE

sweet pea
I know I'm dumb so.... no comeback squad 🤪

jughead
but thank you toni for such good advice

toni
claims he isn't dumb yet didn't think about this
smh

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