you've gotten online. you can now talk to friends!
you've received (31) texts from "childish serpents"
Thursday 5:04 P.M.
toni
jughead are you ok???
sweet pea
obviously NOT!!
THAT MAN GOT SLAPPED TO MARS LMAOOOOOOOO
fangs
THAT SHIT SAID "BOOONNNGGGGG" LIKE SHE HIT HIM WITH A FRYING PAN
toni
both of y'all stfu and stop being immature
I'm being the good friend and asking if he's alright
sweet pea
ok we'll stop
toni
...
I'M NOT DEAF I CAN HEAR YOU GUYS SNICKERING ALL THE WAY OVER HERE
fangs
tiny it was KIND OF FUNNY
toni
...ok yea it kind of was.
KIND OF.
BUT JUGHEAD IS PROBABLY HURT
fangs
isn't he at the bar rn?
toni
yea
he drunk 2 beers already
sweet pea
yea....
that ain't good
so
who comforting him?
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NOT IT
fangs
NOT IT
toni
NOT I-
GOD DAMN IT
fangs
toni if u die, I'll tell the scary bombshell herself you liked her
toni
thank youuu 🥰
9:48 P.M.
jughead
yooOOo
sweet pea
the demon has spawned
toodles!
jughead
What.
fangs
🥶
toni
heeeyyyyy jughead
are u feeling better now?
jughead
eh
toni
sooooooo
how did my advice go???
jughead
absolute shit!!!!
fangs
oh damn
jughead
ok sos i confront beftyu ldik u said bhT THENNNBBB SHE GETS MAD AR EMME!!!$$
sweet pea
¿ingles por favor?
jughead
what r h shakn ??
sweet pea
real question is...
what are YOU "shakn"??
you've been sent a picture by sweet pea
fangs
LMAO the spiderman meme
toni
ok sweet pea STFU
you're not helping
and my advice was planned perfectly you just didn't execute it correctly
jughead
hhhnnj6
Yeahh ok
fangs
how u feeling now jughead
jughead
uuuHhh like a fialyre!(2$
I FaiKer metsemdBh,? betty, me,
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sorty zim cant type
sweet pea
alexa search up how to understand drunks
toni
LMFOAOO
ok not funny
fangs
jughead is an emotional drunk let him spill out his feelings
jughead
ańdss njlq sim crying ldver stupid shitt!!
ukm so stupid i cryhb over hsyyyyh
stupid ahitg
fangs
you're not stupid
none of us think you're stupid
toni
false
COUGH COUGH SWEET PEA COUGH COUGH OR SHOULD I SAY...
sweet pea
don't you dare say my real name or you won't have a mouth to say your undying love to cheryl
toni
damn ok sorrryy
jughead
thabku
j veronica misbb textinf me
toni
well u go text back ig
10:00 P.M.
veronica
are you dumb or stupid!!?
I know we're not on speaking terms but why are you soooooo stupid??
jughead
whiat
veronica
god you're making me say it
I'm worried about you..
after the lunch incident, you avoided all your classes.
jughead
ik.
Imm just souuu sutuoidjnb ai can't wcneb type correctly
veronica
..what?
are you ok??
jughead
I&'m sorur veronica. For upsteing you bsoo babd nad Inemjded upenith bettu too irts just tiu54 mich
veronica
drunk if I ever see one
also, it's ok jughead.
you probably won't remember this but I just overreact sometimes which is why we haven't talked in some days.
anyways I don't really know what you're typing but do you want me to go over and help you calm down?
jughead
suree. thanks.
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jeronica au: "do you want to talk?"
Fanfiction-where jughead texts an unknown number which is veronica or -where jughead is a shameless flirt and veronica has to deal with his bullshit
