GLITCHED[Kirito X Seme!male!Reader]

A new job?[Alicization]

|M/n pov|
I frowned at the two people in front of my office desk.My hand gripped my coffee cup tightly until it broke.
"Let me get this straight...You waited six months to tell me that you needed our help!?We had plans to stay out of life or death situation for at least two years!"

"Ack!Akihiko-san,I had no idea until Andrew told me!I tried to tell you before you made that plan official but...We need help with testing something."

"Dammit Kikuoka it's only June!Ugh fine.What do you need us to do?"He smiled widely and explains what we had to do.The job was to test out a 4th generation experimental
 FullDive machine,called the Soul Translator.
"You have by far the strong processors  and we could record excellent data from you a Bioroid and Kazuto a human."

"Alright anything else?"

"Oh,you two will  remain in continuous FullDive during the weekend however your memories of the testing would be blocked as a security measure.Is that fine with you?"I nod and Kikuoka smiles then thanks us for taking the job,Kiri didn't have much to say over the hologram because he too didn't understand why it had to be us.
"Ah and as for my assistant,I'm sorry for his spying on you!"

"Don't worry I remember waking him up,it's nice to see you again Yukimura."

"Hey."He mumbles with a huff;angry that Utada and I destroyed a load of his birds.
"He'll be helping you as punishment."

"Ugh."

"Nice working with you too."I snared at the guy the same age as me.Kikuoka and Yukimura said their goodbyes and left my office.
"I'll asked if Suguha can watch Utada and Yui on the weekends."

"Huh,Why not Asuna?I thought Suguha had that part time job on the weekends at the flower shop?"

"No way in hell will I let her watch them!"

"Is it because of-"

"YES!"Kazuto yelled before I could bring it up again.Okay,so last month Asuna pulled one of her stunts to kiss Kazuto and Utada screamed at her saying he didn't approve of what she was trying to do and called her a home wrecker.It was by far the funniest thing I've ever witnessed.Up until that day no one has ever heard Utada scream or insult anyone and Ryoutarou is the most annoying guy to deal with when he's extremely hyper.You'd expect Utada to snap on him first but nope it was Asuna.
"Uhh shit,maybe Mitsubi can watch them."

"Sure I'll watch the cute kids."He just so happend to walk past the door when I said that and I look at the Hologram of Kazuto.
"Mitsubi said yes."

"Great where is this place anyway?"

"Oh gods you weren't listening?The Ocean Turtle,it's a mega-float located in the Pacific Ocean, at a place near Izu Islands."Kazuto nods and turns his head to left.
Looks like we'll be helping the Japanese Self-Defense Force...I know that for sure.That's a top secret base that not many even knewexisted.
"Well at least it's not a life or death situation."