Hoodie: ....
Jeff: why are we here
Masky: *sniffles* we've lost someone dear to us
Ben: please tell me this isn't for a piece of cheese-
Hoodie: *shushes Ben and hands Masky a hankercheif*
Masky: *blows nose extra loudly* she was so young....
Ben: seriously?
Hoodie: shhh....
Masky: and-and it was all because of HIM
Jeff: ......
Toby: yah
Masky: I will get revenge...
Ben: ITS A PEICE OF CHEESECAKE-
Hoodie: stfu
Ben: ....
Jeff: hoodie please tell me Masky lost it
Hoodie: no
Jeff: .... You know what, you're a d**k
Hoodie: that's rood
Toby: yeah stop being so rude Jeff
Masky: *callapses on the ground*
Ben: ....
Jeff: let's drag him to a ditch.
EJ: no guys we can't do that
Ben: whoah when did you get here
EJ: I've been here :(
Jeff: now that's rood Ben
Hoodie: stfu and help me get Masky
They carry Masky inside and drop him on the sofa
Ben: he sure is heavy tho
Jeff: *cracks back* yah
EJ: Hoodie, tell this fool to lay off the cheesecake
Hoodie: I've tried
Ben: not hard enough
Hoodie: HE FRIKIN BIT ME ON THE NOSE
Ben: then try harda
Cheesecake: *sitting silently on the table*
Scarecrow: *suddenly falls through the roof and lands on Ben*
Ben: AHH
Scarcrow: *smushes Ben and screams*
Ben: AHHHH!!!
Jeff: AHHHHHHHHHHH!!
EJ: AHHHHHHHH
Hoodie: guys it's just a girl-
Scarecrow: WHO TE FUCK ARE YHU PEOPLE!!??
Ben: AHHHhhhhHHHHHhhhhhhhh
EJ: *screaming*
Jeff: OH MY GOD SHES KILLING BEN!
Hoodie: no she's not-OH MY GOD
Scarecrow: *murders Ben*
Jeff: *screams in terror*
Ben: *le dead*
EJ: AHHHHhhhHHHHH
Hoodie:AHHHHHH
--meanwhile with Slender--
Slendermen: you know what?
Jane: hm?
Slender: *suddenly wearing sailer outfito* IM A REAL BOY
Jane: no....no your not...
Slender: YAS I AM
Smiledog: *shits on Slender's shoe*
---Back with them pastas---
Hoodie: WHY DID YOU KILL HIM!?
Scarecrow: I PANICKED OKAY?
EJ: YOU MURDERED YOUR OWN KIND!
Scarecrow: I DONT CARE, I JUST WANNA GET OUTA HERE
Ben: *le dead*
Jeff: *crying on his body*
Masky: *wakes up* I smell cheesecake :)
Scarecrow: O MERGERD *murders Maskeh*
Hoodie: AHHHH
EJ: SHES DOING IT AGAIN!!
Masky: *le dead*
Scarecrow: HE SNUCK UP ON MEH
Hoodie: he was sittin on the couch
Slender: *poofs in wearing a schoolgirl outfit* IM A REAL GIRF
Scarecrow: *screMz* THOSE SMOOTH LEGS! *points at Slender's thighs*
Hoodie: *blinks* did I die?
Scarecrow: i think the supreme taco is trying to torture me
Slender: *Faceless-winks at EJ* heyyyy~~~~
EJ: someone catch me.. *dies ...lol jk he faints*
Hoodie: *blinks some more* MY EYES ARE GOING DRY
Scarecrow: I'm done *walks toward the door* SO FUCKING DONE *leaves*
Slender: *bumps Hoodie's hips playfully* heyyyy
Hoodie: *eye twitch* hi.... sir...?
Slender: OH YOUR SO FUNNEH! ;) its Slenderita
Scarecrow: *leaves AGAIN CUZ THATS HOW DONE SHE REALLY IS*
Hoodie: that scarecrow lady .... Slaughtered Masky....
Slender: *raps long arms around Hoodie's neck* we didn't need him anyway ;)
Hoodie: pls no
Slenderita: *deeps voice* Slender's not here anymore
Hoodie: *screams and runs out the door after Scarecrow*
EJ: *wakes up* I HATE THE WORLD- oh hi mask-MASKY IS DEAD OMG
---Meanwhile with Smile---
Smiledog: *shits on Janes shoe*
Smiledog: *shits on Jeff's hoodie*
Smiledog: *shits on Ben's lifeless body*
Smiledog: *floats above Hoodie and Scarecrow and shits on them*
Smiledog: *shits on bees nest and they got angry and stung his butthole to death*
Smiledog: *is now shitless* I miss my shit
---with Hoodie---
Hoodie: *tackles Scarecrow*
Scarecrow: ....!?!
Hoodie: im scared
Scarecrow: *pushes off* of whAT?
Hoodie: SLENDER!
Scarecrow: *sits up* WHY
Slender: *poofs in* *high pitch voice* oh Hoodie~!! *floats towards him*
Hoodie: *starts hyperventilating* HOLD MEH! *forces himself in her arms*
Scarecrow: bruh *drops him and takes off*
Hoodie: *screAMZ and runs after her*
Slenderita: I WILL FIND YOU,LOVE! HUHUHUHUEHEHEHEHEHE
°°°·.°·..·°°·..· ·..·°°·.·° .·°°° [To be continued] °°°·.°·..·°°·..· ·..·°°·.·° .·°°°
Dude.
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