//I regret writing this chap, too late now...//
Hoodie: *rocking back n forth* I've never been so scared
Scarecrow: i don't care
Hoodie: *shudders* what of he finds us
Scarecrow: he's not. *makes Sythe magically appear from a dirt hole*
Hoodie: he might
Scarecrow: then run *picks teeth with Sythe*
Hoodie: Masky's dead. Ben's dead. I wonder who's next.. *le sigh*
Scarecrow: *eats melted marshmellow*
Hoodie: waIT A FUCKIN MINUTE
Sarecrow: *jumps and drops foods*
crap
I hate you
Hoodie: *stands up* YOU KILLED THEM!
Scarecrow: merbeh
Hoodie: ...
Scarecrow: ....
Hoodie: maybeh
Scarecrow: i just said that
Hoodie: yes
Scarecrow: ......
Scarecrow: okay
---SLENDERITA TIMIE---
SLENDERITA: ollo Jeffer Kernz
Jeff: ....
Slenderita: you know you want meh *shimmies chest towards him*
Jeff: what
SLENDERITA: just say it
Jeff: I dont want you
Slenderita: kiss me
Jeff: no
Slenderita: kiss mah
Jeff: no
Slenderita: doo it.
Jeff: .
SLENDERITA: *slowly lifts dress up showing them white legs* oh oh oh
The rays of sunlight comes from the legs make Jeff go blind
Jeff: what
My eyes
AHHH
I canT SEE!!
Slenderita: *leans in & grinds face against his face...yea*
mmmmmmmMMMM
EJ: *watches* oh yes
Jeff: aaaaHHHHHHH
--with smile--
Smiledog: *le sigh* no one voted for my shit.
Voices: shit...
smiled dog: *perks ears up* I HEARD MY NAME.
Voices: yus 3 peoples have actually voted.
Smiledog: holy crap it is
The mighty one: here Smile, have yo shit *wiggles his fingers*
Smiledog: that tickles bruh -OOOH YERSSS
He is hit with his powers once again
The mighty one: *smiles* now go test it out, you've deserved it mofo
Smiledog: I wont let you down-waht Zalgo is that yhu?
Mighty one/Zalgoo: NO ITS GOD
Smiledog: ....
Zalgo: GOD GOD GOD *dances like Shakira*
Smiledog: k
*floats over to Jeff*
*dumps a massive on him*
AHHHhhhhhh
Jeff: why
Smile: love you bae
*drifts away*
Jeff: I still can't see, WHOS THERE
---Back with the pastas---
Hoodie: *sniffles* I miss... I miss..
Scarecrow: ....Masky?
Hoodie: CHEESECAKE! CHEESECAKE CHEESECAKE WHY DID HE PICK MASKAY OVER ME.
MASKY IS GONA DIE
HES GONNA FRIKIN DIIIIEEEE
Scarcrow: I killed him
Hoodie: no... no you didn't *Z snaps fingers* humph
Zalgo: *summons from a piece of corn still dancin like Shakira*
GOOOOOODFFFDDD
Hoodie: zaaaalgoooooOOO HOW MANY TIMES DO I GOTTA SAY DIS.
YOU AINT GOD
YOUR A PASTAAA LORDIE GET IT RIGHT SON
Zalgo: GOD
Hoodie: PASTA
Zalgo: wat
Hoodie: *back fist smackes him* LISTEN CLOSELA
Scarecrow: *slowly raised hand* i is atheist
Zalgo: WAT
oh hAIL
NAOO-
EJ: KAKAKAKA *swings in on a vine and stabs Zalgo*
Scarecrow: ???
Smiledog: *comes outa Zalgo's notrils* IVE BEEN SUMMERNED!!
Scarecrow: NO SMILE, I SAID CRAPE-
Everyone is hit with a wave of Smile's shit that resets the hole world where all the pastas come back to life
Ben: *wakes up with shit all over him*
I FEEL LIKE A NEW MAN
Masky: *groans and realizes he's trapped under a pile of shit*
AHHH
hELP! PLEZ
SOMEONE!
DAMMIT JEFF.
AND SMILE
AND AND THAT LADY PERSON
HELP!
All the pastas in the realm are stuck under dog crap
EJ: o_o
Jeff: omfg weEE
SMiledog: *flopping around in his shit likes it's snow*
WEEEE CHOCOLATE ANGEL!! *does a 'snow' angel- well .....tries*
Hoodie: I SWEAR TO ZALGO-
Zalgo: GOD
Hoodie: GET US OUT OF HERE RIGHT NOW
Scarecrow: NOWWEWW SONN
Smiledog: OKAY OKAY KEEP YOUR STRAWS ON
Scarecrow:SCUZE ME??? WELL THE STRAWS ARE ACTUALLY MY FREAKING-
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Ok let's end it here and act like it never happened lol
Don't worry
this is the last time we say shit.
I hope.
We will, dont worry. I don't even know why I put that in this story tbh
Ok \(030)/ -Baiii~
