Hey everyone before you read if you see () that means the person is whispering and if you see the "" that means in thought, but anyway enjoy today's chapter
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After a few minutes later the giant tv screen finally came on
Pearl: Y'all know what time it is
Marina: it Off the Hook coming at you LIVE from Inkopolis Square
Tadayoshi: *sigh* it's probably some new place for turf wars or something about humans
Pearl: um... why is our producer freaking out? Read the TelePrompTer marina
Marina: uh..let's see here
Hearing this got tadayoshi attention so he leans away from his bench and looks at the screen a little closer
Tadayoshi: well looks like something happen
Marina: THIS JUST IN! The Great Zapfish has... disappeared
Tadayoshi facepalm himself
Tadayoshi: "wow ding, ding, ding, they have just realized that"
Pearl: wait, like for real?! I feel like I've heard this story somewhere before
Tadayoshi: "yeah like when it was stolen before this square came here"
Marina: There's more! Pop superstars Callie of the squid sisters has gone missing
Right when Tadayoshi heard Callie is missing, he got a bit nervous
Tadayoshi: oh no...
Tadayoshi turns at the crowd, which are now freaking out like it is the end of the world
Tadayoshi: *sigh* if marina was gone, this planet would as well
Pearl: NOOOO! NOT CALLIE! This is Terrible! Do something Marina!
Marina: Uh... OK, I'll put together a search part-
Pearl: whatever, I'm sure they'll turn up at some point. In other news...
Tadayoshi give a wtf face
Tadayoshi: "wha- what happens to your freak out position"
Marina: but shouldn't we form a search party of some-
Pearl: and that's all the time we've got... until next time
Pearl and Marina: don't get cook... Stay off the hook
The screen finally cuts off, leaving Tadayoshi with an emotionless face
Tadayoshi: I don't know if the squids sisters or the off the hook has the corniest catchphrase ever
Tadayoshi gets up and begins to do some turf war until something caught his eye
He turns and notices that green ink dived in a drain, he got concerned and walks over to see
He looks down and sees green ink leading down
Tadayoshi: welp, only one way to find out what's under here
He turned into his squid form and dived in the drain
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Tadayoshi finally got out the drain to an inkling girl in a green kimono and umbrella
Tadayoshi: "that's a nice kimono right there"
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