Tadayoshi lays lazily on the couch, flipping through the tv before finding a suitable show with three inklings pointing fingers at each other
Inkling: I DIDN'T DO IT
Inkling 2: ok! Everybody just caaalllmmm down
Boss inkling: on the count of three, we're all gonna put down our guns
Inkling 2: I have t-pose
Boss inkling/inkling: ...
Boss inkling: we'll put down our weaponry on the count of three
Inkling 2: ok
Boss inkling: you ready?
Inkling 2: I'm ready!
Boss inkling: oooone...
Boss inkling/inkling: twwwoo...
Boss inkling : threeee
The three inklings slowly lower their hands as they all looked at each other until they all quickly lift their hands up at each other again screaming
3 Inklings: AHHHHHH!!!!
He quickly changes the channel with the most confused expression spread across his face
Tadayoshi: ...the fuck?...
Bridgett: Tadayoshi!
Tadayoshi: eh?
He turns his attention to Bridgett, that was beside the couch with a birthday hat placed on her head as she gave him a little innocent warm smile
Tadayoshi: how did you- never mind... do you need something?
Bridgett: today is a very special day!
Tadayoshi: mhm
Bridgett: ... do you know what day it is?
Tadayoshi: no...
Bridgett: the...hat?...
He looks up at her hat and looks back at her, crooking an eyebrow up, still confused.
Tadayoshi: cool hat
Bridgett puffs her cheeks and crosses her arms at him, obviously pouting.
Bridgett: Tadayoshi! Today is my birthday!
Tadayoshi: ... >->...
Bridgett: you....you were just joking right?...you didn't forget?
Tadayoshi: w-what?! No way! I wouldn't have forgotten about your birthday
Bridgett: awesome! So did you get me my present?
Tadayoshi: your present...
Bridgett: yeah! It's something that I've wanted forever and I wanted you to get it for me
Tadayoshi: ...
Bridgett: remember? I told you about it a million times
Tadayoshi:....o-oh yeah uh....t-that thing...
Bridgett: I hope you got it for me Tadayoshi!
Tadayoshi: D-Don't worry... I got it
Bridgett: Hehe! I can't wait! My birthday is gonna start at 7 at my place!
Tadayoshi: I'll be there
Bridgett: Ok! I'll see you there
She skips away happily out to the door and as soon as Bridgett exits out the door, Tadayoshi slams his head forwards, against the table in front of him
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Splatoon Harem
FanfictionTadayoshi never liked having attention, and always wanted to be alone, but when he was chosen to become agent 4. His life not only changes, and his unknown past life beginning to catch up with him, but it just so happens that the girls began to have...
