chapter 1

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• DISCLAIMER •

This is only an alternate universe fanfiction,
which conveys the fact that l am solely using the BTS members' physical attributes to render the characters. Their personalities and the way they act in my book does in no way depict their behavior in real life.

Also, I am, in no way, affiliated with Bighit (HYBE) and do not own them.

I'll stop now but don't forget to enjoy 🙃💜

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Unknown: Hyung can you get me lamb skewers?

Seoyeon: Dude sorry I think you got the wrong number-

Unknown: Hyung, stop messing around smfh

Unknown: I promise I'll pay you back :D

Seoyeon: Alrighty listen up moron 😃

Seoyeon: Idk who tf you are but I'm not your hYuNg so go get your own damn lamb skewers

Seoyeon: You've srsly got the wrong number bro-

Unknown: Hyung plsplsplsplsplspls

Unknown: I'm really hungryy 😢

Unknown: Do you not care about your dongsaeng 💀🔪

Seoyeon: I literally just said you've got the wrong number you dimwit-

Seoyeon: aND I'M NOT YOUR DAMN HYUNG SO PLEASE KINDLY GET THAT IN THAT THICK SKULL OF YOURS ASSHAT

Seoyeon: Tyvm goodbye

Unknown: Tch 😒

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