Guardians of the banter

167 9 1
                                    

Chat:
Nebula-Nebby
Gamora-Gammy
PeterQuill- Star Lord
Drax- Drac
Mantis-Sleeeep
Rocket-Not a Rabbit
Groot- I am Groot

Nebby: I'm sick  of people looking at me so weirdly! There's nothing wrong with me! 😠😠😠

Gammy: I mean, you are on earth and you are blue. and robotic Nebula. You can't expect people to think it's normal.

Nebby: It's not that! They keep looking at my shoes. They aren't that bad!😠😠😠

Gammy: Oh... yea sure, they aren't... 👀

Nebby: Do you also not like them Gamora? 🤔

Gammy: I mean, they suit you but... they are kinda wack.🤭😨

Star Lord: wack is not the right word to use. They are weird af.🤨

Drac: Draxs also thinks so.

Sleeeep: Mantis agrees. 🤗 💞

I am Groot: I am Groot🤬😡

Gammy: Groot, that was not called for.

Star Lord: Yea, what the hell man. You cant just call people names over shoes.

I am Groot: I am Groot.😝

Not a Rabbit: That's it,  Groot. To your room right now.

Nebby: Why is Groot so mad about my shoes.

Not a Rabbit: He thinks they are made out of trees. He's being typical

Nebby: Great, so no one likes my shoes and they are made out of trees. Perfect...😒

Gammy: Nebula, if you like them. Thats all that matters 😊

Nebby: Thanks sister 😚❤

Star Lord: Can we talk about something else now?

Not a Rabbit: What do you wanna talk about pot head

Star Lord: Woa, woa woa. How do you even know that insult? That's a strictly earth insult only. Who taught you it?

Not a Rabbit: I don't have to tell you pot... head LMAO 🤣🤣🤣

Star Lord: Who is teaching him these terms! 😡😡😡

Star Lord: Was it Loki? 🤨

Not a Rabbit: Please, Loki knows less about earth than I do.

Nebby: Yet he has a army of fangirls already...

Star Lord: Wait... seriously?!?

Drac: I hear he just walked out onto the street and they just wanted a photo #didnotfollowhim

Sleeeep: I hear he tells them to bow for a joke and they actually do *I totally didn't follow him either 🤭*

Not a Rabbit: Anyway... it wasn't Loki. If you think really hard, it's not that hard to figure out.

Star Lord: Hmmm... Bucky?

Not a Rabbit: nope

Star Lord: Sam?

Not a Rabbit: Nope

Star Lord: Shuri?

Not a Rabbit: What? No 😡 Think Quill.

Star Lord: Dude, I don't know... Tony? 😓

Not a Rabbit: Good job genius 🥳👏👏

Star Lord: Wait really? 😓

Nebby: You would be an idiot not to get it straight away 😂😂

Star Lord: Oh what and you would Nebula. Please 😂😂😂

Nebby: I totally would have. But im  not gonna argue. A meeting it happening soon. See you guys later 👋
-Nebby has signed out-

Gammy: Yea, see ya all 🥰
-Gammy has signed out-

Not a Rabbit: Now what stupid things will Quill say this meeting.
-Not a Rabbit has signed out-

Star Lord: Hello? I'm right here
-Star Lord has signed out-

Drac: All of them are idiots

Sleeeep: I agree 🥰😂
-Drac has signed out-
-Sleeeep has signed out-

Authors Note:
Guardians of the galaxy is literally one of my favorite films in all of marvel. I had to have a chapter all about them

Endgame Chat room!Where stories live. Discover now