Reincarnated to another world with cheats?!

Chapter 2

I woke up on a soft, comfy red bed. I stretched and yawned.

"Aoi, you changed my bed again! I hate the colour red, Sniffling in my bed, is almost the same as sleeping with me!! See how I get you!" I angrily whooshed out of my bed.

This girl, she knows I dont allow her to sleep with me, so she stole my bed and replaced it, again. I am almost dead after work and the drama of the day, so I mostly just drop dead and sleep like there is no tomorrow. I finally notice the change in beds, in the morning. This girl, she sniffs my bed and that creeps me out, I must complain to mom yet again, sigh.

"Why are you spouting nonsense this early in the day, have you hit your head hard yesterday, and become a retard??" A lazy and soft voice brushed past me. Huh? A stunning lady wearing a red and black kimono, that looked astounding on her, stood leaning against the red wall ahead of me, with her hands crossed in front of her, outlining her huge chest. She was tall, had bright purple cat eyes, black hair, porcelain skin, two black cat ears at the top of her head, and a teasing smile hung on her red lips. I finally looked around. One king size bed, a red table and two red chairs, nice and big closed window, with red velvet curtains. It was night, but why did that lady say 'early in the day'? Her tongue might have slipped.

"...?... is this a cosplay, where am I and what in the world is wrong with you? So tall and pretty, yet you wear childish cat ears and cosplay? Do you even know how odd you look? But have you even gotten an idea of who you have kidnapped? I am Kaito Yuuto, son of two CEOs of Japan. Not only that I am the first ranked graduate of Harvard University! I am also ranked Aspiral of the army, for saving Japan of a calamity before, the whole army will come for you!! Do you know how much trouble you are in, release me immediately? Well... you know what? I dont care, do what you want."

After arguing (one-sided) heatedly, I once again plumed into my bed, and took the covers over me, tired. That lady stared at me in silence, perhaps scared out of her guts, Heheh. I almost forgot, I was wearing a red shirt that replaced my white one? my coat was gone too? but my black pants were still present, there was also no pain, or blood. Blood? Why would there be blood?

Memories flashed to me, and I finally remembered little by little, another one of my flaws, after sleeping, I kind of blackout a little. The Robbery, the Demon Lord, Lilith, servants, all red, and the test, to prove myself worthy. I desperately wanted to dig a hole and bury myself; I just said all those embarrassing things to the lady standing there, ranting about shit, she probably really thinks I am retarded now. I swiftly jumped out of bed yet again, the lady stared at me, with a slight smile.

"Uh, so as you can see... this is a misunderstanding. I kind of forget things after, you know, sleeping. So, um, dont mind what I said right now." I tried explaining but failed.

"Who is Aoi?? And you really are some big shot, hm? By the way do I really look that bad, human? I am not exactly sure what a cosplay is, but these are my real ears. You are bad mannered you know. Didnt your mom teach you manners." She had a playful smile on her face. Mom? Oh, I remember, my mom told me lying was bad manners, I screamed that all over the place, so she was in the court before, how did I not see her?

"I am a big figure indeed, but still, apologies for my misconduct. Aoi is my younger sister, in my world young girls wear cat years and cosplay, it would seem rather inappropriate for a lady who is in her mid-twenties like you, about to be married, to do the same. I am sure those ears are fake though." I am really getting into trouble; last half of my sentence is outright frivolous. I wonder how she'll react.

She glanced at me, straightened up, and started walking to me, and I just stared at her. She stopped in front of me and reached out her hand. I was ready to dodge if necessary, and before her hand reached me, I moved to the side. Correction, tried moving to the side.

I couldnt move at all, my body rejected all my commands, all I could do was watch as her hand neared me. Oh shit, Im in deepshit. This time I'll not be pardoned easily, but still, I want to see the limits of what she will do, she wont kill me, I'm sure of that, she might slap me, punch me, or air cook me, or...

Her hand reached my ear and pulled strongly. I felt as if my ear would fall any moment.

"O-Ouch!! M-mercy! Big sis mercy! You will pull it apart!!" I screamed in anguish.

"You, naughty little brat, I really do have to teach you a lesson, dont I? You should respect adults, I am more than four hundred years old, and there are also, countless men in this world that run for my beauty, yet you, arrogant rascal, claim I'm inadequate, your ear will not survive today." Still having a calm, beautiful smile on her face, she berated me, her eyes glistening evily, while torturing my ear.

"N-no, you are the most beautiful woman I have seen, other than my mothers and sister. I swear your beauty... um... yeah! Your beauty makes the bones of men go soft, makes them enchanted! Yeah! Totally right, even I was fascinated, so please let go it really hurts... " I wasnt lying. When I saw her, I admired her beauty, but only admiration. And right now, if I dont beg, Ill lose my ear, judging how she is twisting it mercilessly.

She let go, and I started rubbing my swelled ear with a wronged expression.

"Alright, enough of this, we have to go somewhere. Follow me." She instantly regained her cold attitude, turned and started walking out of the door, I straightened my clothes and immediately followed after her.

Author's Note: Never joke with aunties wearing cat ears, or your ears shall not survive!