Peggy: Ok Keefe, Fitz.
Keefe/Fitz: *currently glaring at each other* Yeah?
Peggy: My mom recommended this so please try not to kill each other.
Fitz: I would never-
Keefe: What's the song?
Peggy: *hands them scripts* You'll see.
***Time Skip***
Keefe: Did I abuse her or show her disdain? Why does she run from me? If I should lose her how shall I regain, the heart she has won from me? Agony! Beyond power of speech! When the one thing you want is the only thing out of your reach.
Fitz: Back at Havenfield, she sits by the hour, maintaining her hair. Blithe and becoming and frequently humming a light-hearted air! Ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah! Agony! *Glares at Keefe* Much more painful than yours! When you know she'd go with you, if there wasn't the stress!
Both: Agony! Oh, the torture they teach!
Keefe: What's as intriguing-
Fitz: Or half so fatiguing-
Both: As what's out of reach!
Keefe: Am I not sensitive, clever, well-mannered, considerate, passionate, charming, as kind as I'm handsome? And her closest friend!
Fitz: *rolls eyes* You are everything maidens could wish for. *Sarcasm*
Keefe: Then why no?
Fitz: Do I know?
Keefe: That girl must be mad!
Fitz: You know nothing of madness! Til you're light leaping there and you see her right there as your nearing her all the while hearing her A-a-a-ah!
Keefe: *mocking* E-e-e-eh!
Both: Agony!
Keefe: Misery!
Fitz: Woe!
Both: Though it's different for each!
Keefe: Always ten steps behind.
Fitz: Always ten feet below.
Both: And she's just out of reach! Agony! That can cut like a knife!
Both: I must have her. To wiiiiiife!
Peggy out.
Edit: Fitz vs Keefe instead of Tam and Keefe
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Kotlc the Musical
FanfictionYeah so... I love musicals... and... I connect everything to them. So... Kotlc the Musical! Here you go I guess. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lyrics... I change some of them... But they're mostly not mine.
