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Keefe: Why am I not allowed to have a script?
Peggy: *handing scripts to everyone except Keefe* I'll give you one later. For now, you're not allowed to have any spoilers.
Sophie: *reading the script and giggling*
Keefe: I want to know what's so funny!
Peggy: You will.
Linh: Where's Tam?
Peggy: You'll see.
Wylie and Marella: And why are we here again?
Peggy: YOU'LL SEE! Just get on stage already.
***Take 1***
Sophie: There! Right there! *pointing at Keefe* Look at that tan, well-tended skin. Look at the killer shape he's in. Look at that slightly stubbly chin! Oh please, he's gay. Totally gay!
Keefe: I'm sorry, what?
Dex: I'm not about to celebrate. Every trait could indicate, a totally straight expatriate. That guy's not gay. I say, not gay.
Keefe: Thank yo-
Keeper (minus Kam): That is the elephant in the room. Well, is it relevant to assume, that a man who wears perfume is automatically, radically fae?
Fitz: But look at his coiffed and crispy locks.
Sophie: Look at his silk translucent socks.
Dex: There's the eternal paradox. Look what we're seein'.
Linh: What're we seein'?
Dex: Is he gay?
Sophie: Of course he's gay!
Dex: Or European?
Keeper: *turns to look at Keefe again* Ohhhhh.
Keefe: Guys are you serious?
Keeper: *turn to look at each other* Gay or European? It's hard to guarantee. Is he gay or European?
Wylie: Well hey, don't look at me!
Linh: You see, they bring their boys up different in those charming foreign ports. They play peculiar sports.
Keeper: In shiny shirts and tiny shorts!
Keefe: Come on!
Keeper: Gay or foreign fella? The answer could take weeks! They both say things like "Ciao, Bella" while they kiss you on both cheeks!
Sophie: Oh, please.
Keeper: Gay or European? So many shades of gray!
Wylie: Depending on the time of day, the French go either way.
Keefe: What?
Keeper: Is he gay or European, or-
Biana: There! Right there! Look at that condescending smirk!
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Kotlc the Musical
FanfictionYeah so... I love musicals... and... I connect everything to them. So... Kotlc the Musical! Here you go I guess. Disclaimer: I don't own any of these lyrics... I change some of them... But they're mostly not mine.
