Why do you bite everyone?
Luis: Tf you say?... hell fck it might aswell come clean... *deep voice* from a young age I'd say when I was a toddler I didn't go through the teething stage which is a critical stage I think that's what they call it. -Why tf you laughing prick- won't be laughing when my fist connects to your jaw "I'm sorry sir I was only breathing"
Whatever *soon you won't be breathing* Where was I? So now you all know why my beautiful teeth love making an appearance *sticks teeth out and laughs scarily*
And no I don't have fckin anger issues *I do* say it one more time *fck my therapist* I dare ya watch what I do- I mean *growls* no I don't have anger issues. I can stay calm and collected if I want to.
Tf you looking at pussy boy *gets up abruptly and throws chair at the camera man*
~ sksksk susu needs to chill and take anger management classes?!
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