Why do you smoke so much?
sarri: Why don't you mind your own goddamn business *gets lighter out of pocket*
I thought I'd be asked serious questions. I hate time wasters. Stresses me out *like when Kepa stayed in the damn net*
*puts a fag between lips*
*Takes a puff* What do you mean I'm not allowed to smoke in here??? *blows smoke into lens* It's a metaphor... *cmon use your Augustus Waters skills*
You see I need a smoke its herbal and strictly for medical reasons *coughs* It helps me get through my life crisis *losing eden*
~ can smell his fag breath from here yikes 😷
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