In which footballers get either exposed, appreciated or baited out 👀
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- lighthearted banter don't take us seriously 🤪
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Why do you run like that?
Raheem:Run like what? I run into your mums p***y.. Ugh can't I say that? *rolls eyes*
*sees the video of eden* Who tf does Eden think he is imitating me that dwarf. That pussio wishes he was me.. I won more prem league trophies than him.
Im a sick geezar *shows off his icy wrist* have you seen my $wagga. All these chicks be dying for it dropping at my feet *they all air mydm's*
*phone rings* ffs its my baby mama no. 3. Famm tf you want formula for just pop ur tiddy in that lil bastards mouth "imma whoop yo ass when you get home raheem" Uhh i mean of course ill buy it baby girl.
That better be cut out yeah.. *gets up and puts shades on* ite cool im gone 🏃🏾♂️💨
