BMC Characters As Things My Family Has Said

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Rich: do you use the same nail polish for your fingers as your toes?
Chloe: No. If I do, I die

Jeremy: What if, instead of murder, you didn't murder someone

Brook: You could've said anything and I would believe you because I don't speak Hungarian

Micheal: Because if you start painting at age 10, you become an amazing artist no matter what. My stick figures will take off one day....

Squip: It's not a snowball it's a napkin you scrunched up

Christine: I was gonna make a Newsies reference but you haven't listened to Seize The Day

Jake: I bestow the power of pikachu

Mr Heere: there are more fish in the sea than there are fish in the ocean

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