Just a normal day at UA

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You: hey our kid is pretty great
Tamaki: it's been 9 years and you just notice? I have knows for years I fed the rhyming fucker

Mineta: hey Momo those are some pretty nice hands
Momo: umm thanks
Mineta: they would look better wrapped around my-
Iida: WRAPPED AROUND MY BIBLE GOD HOLY PRAISE THE LORD

Bakugo: how are you here? Your dead
You: I'm dead! Shoot! Why does no one ever tell me these things?!?

You: we need a flower girl
Nejire: *coughs*
You: I might know a friend who has a daughter
Nejiri: *coughs louder*
You: I know that Kirishima might want to
Nejiri: PLEASE (Y/N) LET ME BE YOUR FLOWER GIRL I WILL THROW THE PETELS LIKE A PERFECT ANGEL!!!!!

You: Bakugou your a better lawyer then me
Bakugou: that sounds fake but okay

Kirishima: why is (Y/N) on the roof?
Denki: they want to be tall for once

All might: what do you call disobeying the congress order
You: a hobby
All might: ...
You: that I don't get involved in! 😰

You: rules are made to be broken
Bakugou: nothing is made to be broken
Kirishima: pinatas
Denki: glow sticks
Sero: karate boards
You: rules

Stay alive: TAKE THE BULLETS AND THE GUN
Stay alive reprise: TAKE THE BULLETS OUT YOUR SON

All might: just ignore him, History will prove him wrong
You: with all do respect number 1 hero but I'mma just ignore every little thing you just said

Bakugou: (L/N) doesn't hesitate...
You: FUCKING FIGHT ME ALL MIGHT!!!

You: they call me coffee cause I grind so down
Bakugou: they call me coffee cause I can keep you up till 2 in the morning
Me Aizawa: they call me coffee cause I'm bitter and black like my soul...
You and Bakugou: you okay man...
Mr A: don't touch me...

Mario: Tamaki why do you have bruises on your neck
Tamaki: they are from universe
You: hi I'm universe
Tamaki: (Y/N) oh my god!!! 😖😖😖

Mr A: now shut up I need a 4 cross word for disappointment
Bakugou: Deku
Izuku:....
Mr A:.... it fits...
You: *bursting out in laughter in the corner while Izuku is crying

Tamaki: I love (Y/N)
Mirio: me too
Bakugou: me three
Kirishima: me four
Denki: me five
Shoto: me six
Everyone is class 1-A and Monoma: me seven
Tamaki: well too bad bitches they are mine

You: I couldn't sleep at all last night
Mina: they say you can't sleep cause someone is thinking about you
You: who tf would be thinking about me at 3am?
Tamaki has left the chat
Nejire has left the chat
Mario has left the chat
Bakugou has left the chat
Deku has left the chat
Kirishima has left the chat
Denki has left the chat
Sero has left the chat
You: okay wtf
Momo has left the chat
Urakaka has left the chat
Asui has left the chat
Monoma has left the chat
Iida has left the chat
You: why...?
Shinso has left the chat
Shoto has left the chat
You: why?!?
Mina has left the chat
You: okay wtf!

You: *licking a popsicle*
Mineta: hey what else can that mouth do?
You: *bites the popsicle*
Mineta: 😰😰😰

Someone: *insults Tamaki*
You: you wanna go buddy?!?
Tamaki: (Y-Y/N) it's not worth it
Somebody: yeah Tamaki control your whore wife/husband
Tamaki: *over protective move activate*
Tamaki with red eyes: oh okay I didn't realise you wanted me to bring the thunder down on your ass

You: *breaks down the door* BAKUGOU HOLY FUCK *throws Tama at Bakugou* LOOK AT MY SON

Shoto on the other side: hello from the other side!!!
You: YOU HAVE TO SING THAT AS I AM ABOUT TO GET SHOT!!!!

Dabi: eyyyy 👉😎👉
All might: (L/N) your response
You: *gets both middle fingers*
All might: (L/N)!!!

You: we have to tell him the dog died 😭😭😭
Tamaki: no!
Tamaki: Tama your dog ran away
Tama: why?
You: HE DIDN'T WANT YOU TO SEE HIM DIE!!!!!(die was the 666 word 😰😰😰)
Tamaki: (Y/N)!!!!

Mario: who- who are you?
Nejiri: who are you
All of them: who who is this kid-
Tamaki: what the hell I gotta do to be with you

All might: Endeavor stepped down
You: haha what a loser
All might: he's running for no.1 hero
You: haha he's gonna loss
All might: I'm stepping down as no.1 hero
You: WTF!!!!

You: everything is legal in Jersey
Kirishima/Mina: *holds up a wedding ring
(If your a boy it's Kirishima is your a girl it's Mina)
You: not that everything!
Kirishima/Mina: *slowly lowers down wedding ring frowning*

My friends: *can't find me at a party * this calls for a emergency
My friends: EVERYBODY GIVE IT UP FOR AMERICAS FAVOURITE FIGHTING FRENCH MAN
Me on the other side or the room: LAYFETTE!!!
My friends: found them

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