told my parents about my dysphoria 😃🔫
not allowed to get a my hair cut short until i go to counseling and take my meds regularly 👺
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2:30 AM
benjyee: i think i just ran over my neighbor's cat
jorge 🍌: noice
benjyee: i'm seRIoUS
jorge 🍌: iTS 2 AM BENJI
benjyee: okay well anyone else would disown me
benjyee: and
benjyee: i'm pretty sure it's dead
jorge 🍌: did you check???
benjyee: no i'm scared
benjyee: i was backing up and didn't see it in the rear view mirror until i heard the thud
jorge 🍌: #benjifirstworldproblems
benjyee: JORGE
jorge 🍌: BENJI
benjyee: iTS DEAD
jorge 🍌: why is this funny
benjyee: ITS NOTSKSKSKSIRKSKK
benjyee: WHAT DO I DO
jorge 🍌: i'm actually dying
benjyee: JORGE HELP ME
jorge 🍌: alright knock on the door and tell your neighbor what happened
jorge 🍌: if they don't answer, write a letter and put the cat body in a shoebox on the porch
jorge 🍌: tell them it was depressed and decided it would commit suicide because the litter box wasn't changed to its expectations
jorge 🍌: rip whiskers 🙏😔😪
benjyee: i- you're so dumb
jorge 🍌: i wasn't the OnE who ran over a cAT
benjyee: alright i'm going up to the door
jorge 🍌: you're doing great sweetie
benjyee: but what if a little girl answers?
benjyee: and she's like
benjyee: "whiskers?" 😔
jorge 🍌: don't get soft on me soldier
jorge 🍌: just do it
jorge 🍌: and hey if the family has a death wish for you after this and you need to leave the country, we can always run away together 🤠
benjyee: i killed their cat
benjyee: not a mafia boss
jorge 🍌: 🔪🔪
benjyee: SKSEUFJSJKS DUDE IT JUST MOVED
benjyee: WTF IF JSUT GOT UP
jorge 🍌: H O W
benjyee: JORGEeEe
benjyee: I THINK I GAVE IT BRAIN DAMAGE
benjyee: OH MY GOD IT JUST WALKED AWAY
jorge 🍌: hold up ✋
jorge 🍌: are u telling me
jorge 🍌: you ran over this poor creature
jorge 🍌: and your mental breakdown
jorge 🍌: frankensteined it back to life
jorge 🍌: and it waddled away menTALLY incapacitated
benjyee: i-
benjyee: you know what-
benjyee: jesus still loves me
jorge 🍌: SKSKSK THE BACHELORETTE
benjyee: yES BUT NOW IS NOT THE TIME
jorge 🍌: wait what are you doing driving at 2 AM??
benjyee: senior party 🤪🤙
jorge 🍌: oh cool
jorge 🍌: just tell them nasty hoez u have a bf already or he's coming for their acrylic nails 😡🔪
benjyee: will do 😂
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sorry bby
this was meant to be out yesterday but i was feeling kind of dead and benjey starved so motivation to write was 👎
what do you want to happen next?
