stop being cute
it's fucking gay
and it makes me want to write more
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jorge 🍌:
BENJI
banjo 💘😋:
JORGE
jorge 🍌:
GUESS WHAT
banjo 💘😋:
WHAT
jorge 🍌:
I HAVE MY DATE TONIGHT
jorge 🍌:
since u don't want to be my sugar daddy 🤭😔
banjo 💘😋:
we're the same
AgE
banjo 💘😋:
and i'm poor
banjo 💘😋:
but i bet I could take u on a better date than coffee bitch with my -$69 balance
jorge 🍌:
i smell
jorge 🍌:
j e a l o u s y
banjo 💘😋:
eat my ass
jorge 🍌:
chill 😂 i'm kissing
banjo 💘😋:
KISSING????
jorge 🍌: kidding*
jorge 🍌: sorry
jorge 🍌: fat thumbs ✌️
banjo 💘😋:
thicc thumbs**
banjo 💘😋:
ur not fat don't worry bb 😤
jorge 🍌:
benji wtf
jorge 🍌:
that's gay 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈😡
banjo 💘😋:
i have socks on
Benji looked down at his unclothed feet uncertainly. Syd was in his room doing his makeup and attempting to use Benji's paints. He noticed the older boy and snorted,
"What, you got toe fungus or something?"
"Fuck off," Benji threw a pillow at him.
jorge 🍌:
mmhm oh well then that changes EVERYTHING
jorge 🍌:
how've u been?
banjo 💘😋:
good i missed talking to u
jorge 🍌:
awww you love me 😤😳
banjo 💘😋:
i mean-
banjo 💘😋:
no homo
jorge 🍌:
BENJII
jorge 🍌:
STOP FLIRTING YOU BUTT
jorge 🍌:
i have a date rn anyway or else i'll be late
and i don't want to explain that i was busy
texting my other man 😔
banjo 💘😋:
okay
banjo 💘😋:
have fun
banjo 💘😋:
text me when you get back??
Jorge didn't respond. Benji comforted himself with the thought that maybe he didn't have time on the way out the door— he didn't have time because of his daTe. Fucking bullshit. No, Benji didn't care. Why should he? It didn't matter to him. He should be happy that his friend, his HOMOSEXUAL friend finally met someone they could potentially be happy with. Right?
"Heh. Heh, heh. That's the look the family had when they're cat came home with brain damage."
Benji threw another pillow at Syd hitting him square
on the nose,
"My eyeliner! Watch the eyeliner fucknuts!"
Benji bit his lip anxiously? Nervously? He was running out of pillows to throw.
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Jorge's date in the next chapter...
benji finna come from madrid and whoop this bitch's ass
