ashton: GUYS
luke: que
calum: what
ashton: YOU'RE NEVER GONNA BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO ME TODAY I'M STIRLL SGAHSKAING
calum: WHAT HAPPENED
luke: ???
ashton: YOU KNOW THE WWA CONCERT IN MY TOWN THAT HAPPENED TONIGHT
calum: ashton you did not
luke: YEAH
ashton: I GOT TICKETS AND I FUCKING WENT TO THAT BITCH
ashton: HARRYS HIGH NOTE IN MM IS EVERYTHING TO ME
luke: WHAT HEGEGE FUCK HOW did you EVEN
ashton: I MET THEM I MET NIALL AND LISM AND LAIAM RESTED HSI HEAD OB GMGY AHSOIDLER IT Ws so CUTE I SHSOP UP LOKK ATHAS
ashton: ::picture on side::
luke: DID YOH GET VI P
ashton: FUVKC YEAH ID ID
ashton: LIAM CALLED ME CUTE AND DI CRUIED
luke: MY JEALOUSY IS MIXED WITH HAPPINESS AND IDK WHAT tO FEEL
calum: ^^^^^^^^^^^^ !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ashton: I LOOK SO CALM AND COLLECTED BUT TRUST ME I WAS NOT I FUGKING FKWAS NO T
calum: k wait
ashton: WHAT
calum: you wENT TO WWA AND DIDN'T INVITE ME
ashton: i literally went alone chill calum
calum: K BUT NIALL IS MY MAN CRUSH WE COULD HAVE FALLEN IN LOVE
luke: wow bye
ashton: ^^
luke: wait ash how did you even get tickets on the day of the concert lIKE VIP
ashton: MY FRIEND ALEISHA (wmyb laugh version plays in the distance) HAD THEM AND SHE COULDN'T GO BC GOD ONLY KNOWS WHY SO SHE LET ME USE THEM I'M SO HAPPY I FUCKING MET 2/5 FUCK
luke: i have one more question for u ashton
ashton: OKAY
luke: why the fuck didn't you fuck liam payne after he called you cute u fuckin dumb shit
