calum: hi guys
luke: THIS IS MY BOYFRIEND FLAVIO AND TODAYS HIS BIRTHDAY
ashton: HAPPY BIRTHDAY FLAVIO
luke: tHANKS
calum: YOU DID FUCKING NOT
ashton: OH WE DID
calum: ok but no kidding relationship goals
calum: you know what
ashton: what calum
calum added michael to this group!
luke: NO CALUM WTF
michael: been a while Y'ALL
ashton: I'm uncomfortable
michael: hey :-\
michael: I got a heart :-\ :-\
luke: AND I GOt a sOUL
ashton: BELIEVE ME I WILL USE THEM BOtH
calum: wtf
michael: CALUM WAIT NO I KNOW THIS
michael: WE MADE A START
ashton: you ruined it
luke: only me and ashton can sing 18 ur irrelevant
michael: luke :-(
luke: I'm serious, Michael. I don't like you. You're not my friend, you're not my buddy. You just come back without saying sorry after three years and expect everything to be okay, when in reality, that's not how it's going to be. Sorry not sorry.
ashton: HOLY SHIT FUCKING SLAY ME LUKE
michael has left the group.
calum: good job, you fucking idiot, you scared him away!
luke: good.
ashton: great.
calum: you all are so fucking rude, don't talk to me til you both get a fucking grip.
ashton: calum wait no
calum has left the group.
